When In Idaho ... Potato

 So should you happen to be anywhere in Idaho and you are of the transgender persuasion, you'll need to use a "single source" restroom. I'm thoroughly not up to speed on what may in fact constitute a "single source" restroom. I know for a fact that should you happen to be in Idaho, well, you'd better be on your very best potato persona or you'll be shot on site by any one of Idaho's potato troopers. Those potato troopers are everywhere and they are on the look out for non potato personae AND those horribly un-potato persona transgender types. You might imagine that being overtly afraid of un-potato persona and those un-potato persona transgender types would seem in today's postmodern paranoid utopia, to be an utter waste of time and money spent. But not in Idaho by golly. You see Idaho is all about potatoes and of course no not ever NEVER allowing any of those damnably accursed transgender types to cross into Idaho's borders against enlightenment and civilized societal zeitgeist. I know all about Idaho you see, I've got a sister that lives in Idaho (lived?), of course I've not heard about a dang thing from a sister that lives (lived?) in Idaho. Family squabbles about who's responsible for my old man committing suicide with a 12 ga shotgun. It's my dang fault you see because I was locked up tight in an Utah county jail. I did not, could not have pulled the trigger of a 12 ga shotgun used so's the old man could splatter his brains all over the inside of his garage. I was locked up prior to the old man's suicide and I was locked up long after the old man's suicide so ... you the reader may in fact catch my drift. I really can't help my sister being a rather snooty evangenital church lady. Considering that a way back when I was a certified state of Utah incarcerated asshole, I suppose turnabout is almost fair play. Hmmm ... possibly something deeply freudian there. Doesn't matter. I've digressed and ... sorry about that. Some familial shit will stick to you for a damn long time no doubt. Anyway, Idaho might possibly be the single most paranoid, bigoted, racist, and inbred potato fucked up people only ranked as more fucked up by the Taliban of Afghanistan. Yep Idaho is that bad. I do not go there. It's really not such a great place to live ... visit maybe but ... you'll want to avoid living there. Of course Carole King of the fabulously famous songbird/composer/writer lives in Idaho so there must be some places in Idaho that are actually worth hanging out ... in ... around? I don't know where Ms King might live in Idaho and that is probably by design. So remember potatoes and where those potatoes may have been grown and shipped out from ... Idaho. Now for Thursday machine art and no more cracks about the potato people. :}

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places like Idaho are one reason why I live in the Mojave Desert. we've got our share of crazies but not like Idaho where being crazy is mandated by state law. 😏