Slug Fest Trumpfreich Shinola

 Orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf is hosting a MMA gladiatorial blood fest at the White House. Yep. Trumpf had to teardown the east wing of our White House to allow the bruisers to implant all the necessary rigging and miscellaneous bullshit required so's there can be an audience of folk that prefer their blood lust be satiated live and up close. You see, the American White House belongs to the American people, not to trumpf or congress or the supremes or dana white that runs the UFC whatever in hell the 'UFC' might be an acronym for. Maybe ufc stands for ultimate fuck case ... I don't really know nor do I care. However this stunt is being staged on the White House south lawn and not where trumpf tore down the east wing. I may have misled. It is possible. Sometimes I'll exaggerate a snidge, read as lying, but I will tell you if I'm posting a bullshit ... you will of course have to ask me. So there for all our world to see a presidential clown performance live and broadcast by cbs. You had to know the cbs shitshow freaks would be involved with this crap. Of course and given the turmoil that cbs is wrapped up in, a MMA blood letting is right up their anus' and you just might see the cbs eye blink. It could happen on live television. That screeching sound you might hear upon the airing of rock 'em sock 'em crap-o-la fist fighting would be Walter Cronkite and Mike Wallace spinning in their graves. The cbs eye will from that day forward be known as the 'cockeyed junior' network. Trumpf is turning Babylon into a Louisiana swampy crayfish suck with lots of red beans and genuine tabasco sauce. I wonder how much bulletproof glass sheeting the Secret Service will have to install to protect their liege lord ... I think the promoters should simply skip the bulletproofing and let the blood fest play out for our world to witness. Dare to dream ... trumpf wanted to host a wrestle mania shindig but the details couldn't be worked out to satisfy the Secret Service. Now for Tuesday machine art. 

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the wall streets journo is reporting that white house stephen miller is handling the skoal vendors and all the complimentary spit cups. mma dealies promote lots of skoal and spitting ... even from inside their octagon. reports have it that contestants will spit on one another for added effect ... 😐