sPHENIX Candle Plasma

 Yes friends, in more science testing results recently announced, a truly brainiac and impressive machine has passed a "standard candle test" and this impressive machine is lovingly called 'sPHENIX' and that would be science code for "Pioneering High Energy Nuclear Interaction eXperiment" and I dare you to say that ten times fast ... so now we all can know what a 'sPHENIX' is. Anyway, the machine was put through a "standard candle test" and that's more science code for measuring the primordial quark-gluon plasma emitted by candlelight and how that candlelight helps to melt candle wax. Golly, I had NO idea. Science kids working at Brookhaven National Laboratory's Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider (RHIC), sure sure, put the 'sPhenix' through its testing paces and concluded that the 'sPHENIX' is ready for public premier and showing it off for regular folk that even when this heady bullshit is spelled out in almost understandable terms ... well ... I've no idea what couldn't be more understandable. First off, I think just about any high energy radiation will melt candle wax. Second off, I think any high energy radiation will melt human skin. Probably wood, brick, steel, stucco, shingles of any variety, and environmental surroundings for certain. Third off, if the science whiz kids really wanted to contribute something understandable to our postmodern societal enclaves, see if that spiffy 'sPHENIX' can do something about Amerika's el jefe orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf like making it so trumpf melts in full public view live from the Oval Office in the White House. Now that would be some useful science and take a felonious weight off of the American peoples worry about list. Did you know that Starbucks is coming out with a Halloween primordial quark-gluon plasma pumpkin spice latte just in time for ... Halloween. I think that maybe the trumpf has gone a bit overboard mixing real science with straight up hallucinatory bullshit. Now for Friday machine art.

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the science kids at brookhaven tried explaining the relativistic merits of the really pricey 'sPHENIX' dealy to trumpf and they left dear old "adolf" drooling on his shirt in utter bewilderment. 😏