Thursday, September 11, 2025

Kirk ... Who ...?

 A conservative (read neo-nazi) "influencer" whatever in hell that might be, was shot in the neck at Utah Valley University in Orem, Utah and damn if'n that isn't about a surprise. Influencer dude is dead from gunshot. Utah Valley University is the state funded co-equivalent to Brigham Young University in Utah County. I am directly related to the ancient mormon guy that helped settle Utah County and Wasatch County, Utah and great great great granddad is buried in the Provo City Cemetery. I think I've got the number of greats correct but I didn't bother to double check to be sure. It's Utah and that matters not a bit. Or whit. So I have no idea who the now dead conservative "influencer" may have been and I really don't care. That dude got his ass (neck) capped at Utah Valley University is a bit of a surprise but not so much of a surprise these days. Hell, trumpf insists that he was the victim of an alleged assassination which screams loudly of a prefabricated tale of bullshit with real fake blood just like gets used at those truly annoying WWE wrestler manic dealies. Besides old great great whatever granddad being buried with four of his wives is almost more infamous than the number of guns in play in Utah County. There are as many guns in Utah County as there are in the entire state of Arizona and there are a lot of guns in Arizona. Utah tends to fly under the cover of mormon so there's not much made about the number of guns had and available to be had. Guns are sacrosanct and the Utah Legislature will hear not a word to the otherwise. You see guns are the mormon 11th commandment and when god told joey joe joe smith to translate those gold plates, god also told joey joe joe that guns are inspired of god so not to have a gun is tantamount to sin. Anyway so, guy got his ass cacked in Utah and the ONLY damn reason this might be news is and evidently, the guy is/was known to our orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf with trumpf and the missus trumpf announcing the DOA and sending condolences to the dead guy's wife and kids. Awww ... that is most certainly precedentially special. Did you know that you can actually google up all the naked pictures of melania and gosh a golly there are scads of images of naked first lady melania and that has got to be a first for presidents wives. Oh yeah and so a neo-nazi gets cacked at an Utah university campus and that is almost ironic. Almost. Oh yeah and I almost forgot ... Utah Valley University is domiciled in Orem, Utah and once upon a time Orem played host to a Geneva Steel making concern that is gone now but their legacy lives on in all that smelter detritus that was conveniently bulldozed over so a housing development could get built for first time home buyers and their ample allotment of mormon children. The old smelter/steel producer was sold to the Koreans.  Did you know that there are almost as many children in Utah County as there are guns. Oh yes and all those guns are kept loaded. With safeties on of course. Not the kids however. Now for Thursday machine art. 

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my familial roots go all the way back to joey joe joe smith and some guy name of richard something or other ... on the maternal hodgepodge, turns out back in the day some direct ancestor changed his name from smith, go figure, to the name I've known all my existential sojourn. can't find not a word one written to explain what the fuck was up with that ... 😏 oh golly and I almost forgot happy 9/11 day. next year will be the really big 25 anniversary ...



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