Hunter Fieri and a woman name of Tara Bernstein were married Saturday August 30, 2025 at the family estate of Guy Fieri and lah dee dah if this ain't some upscale swanky dang filler that passes as "news" for our current times of daft bullshit and irrelevance like you might never believe. However ... this is sadly ... for reals and here come some details in a nutshell. Hunter Fieri is a son of Guy Fieri the 'Diners, Drive Ins, and Dives' host (?) yeah let's refer to Guy as "host." The Fieri thing is on the Food Channel or Food Network or Grub As You Are Network or some goofy shit sort of name something or other. Anyway the happy couple met at a Super Footbowl Game in Arizona and doesn't just figure. The couple met at the game and dated up until the Fieri kid popped the question during a Thanksgiving Day food fight at the Guy Fieri super splendiferous 'estate ranching compound' somewhere in Sonoma County, California and quite near Santa Rosa, California, and the Fieri estate ranch winery restaurant is appropriately named Hunt Ryde Ranch and isn't that about lah dee dah. So 350 people were invited and actually took the opportunity to stay at the Fieri Ranch/Estate/Whatever and wedding that was hosted by the Guy himself and there were luxury tents and luxury trailers set up on location to accommodate the upper crust or "upscale country" and golly ... isn't that just cute or what. It is therefore perfectly fine at present to gag, choke, outright vomit, and you'll not be hissed at for doing just that. "Upscale country" is simply condescending like nobody's business and merely highlights the fact that Fieri's ego is on the waxing side of soon to be waning. Happens to all those upper crust fucks and puts the emphasis on the notion of 'easy come easy go'. Finally, the kid does bullshit with daddy, new wifey is a "professional pickleball player" and holy jesus holy jesus if all this isn't about nauseatingly trite and useless as teats on a boar hog that will meet an end at Fieri's Diner @ the Santa Rosa Outback. There you go, news and possibly important news surpassed only by the death of dementia j. trumpf and the near fatal car accident of rudi giuliani in New Hampshire. Fucking Fieri is annoying and I'll give him that. Now for Monday machine art. Go out and get yourself a cheeseburger however you'll not want to get that cheeseburger from anyplace run by Fieri. You'd need to take out a second mortgage to get that with fries.
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golly ... the image (country) posted back up a click or so could easily be the Hunt Ryde Ranch, Llc. owner/operator Guy Fieri ... 😏
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