When the Egyptians colonized Antarctica, they made the Antarctic penguins build a pyramid. Yup ... and "science" has photo proof positive that lends credibility to their conjecture. You see after the Antarctic conquest and subsequent colonization by Egypt, all penguins were enslaved and the enslaved penguins had to wait on penguin Moses to drag his penguin ass back to Antarctica so's all the penguins could be freed from Egyptian slavery. This is an almost true account and believable narrative and is recorded for posterity in the Antarctic Bible and Penguin Gospels. You can purchase the Antarctic Bible and Penguin Gospels from Amazona Press and the tome is not quite affordable but, the narrative will highlight the freeing of all the Antarctic Penguins and their subsequent wandering around Antarctica for 40 freezing dang cold years and then their arrival in the Antarctic Land of Fish and Honeycombs the cereal. Let's hear it for penguin Moses ... he was a die hard. Bruce Willis did sign on to portray penguin Moses in the movie that was to go into production but Willis came down with the dementia and the movie has never been made. You can trust this account my friends ... as if it were 'gospel'. Sure sure ... Now for Monday machine art.
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I suppose one account of mythical bullshit is just as relevant as any other mythic bullshit ...😏
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