Pulling Up Stakes ...

 The International Space Station or ISS for short, is moving. Yup. A team of experienced space movers are parked in orbit and ready to hook up all the chains and ancillary shit required to move a space station. NASA has been fairly tightlipped about this big move and the NASA silence is probably due to some Precedent Bullshit order to keep all moving news on the qt. Qt by the way is crypto for 'quiet' as if we didn't know that already. What we didn't know is the NASA plans to move the ISS and NASA did not specify exactly where the ISS is being moved to but ... NASA did let everyone know that the reason for moving the ISS is all on China. Well doesn't that just figure. China is now the "official" trump regime's straw man and whipping boy for any and all things that don't go according to the schemes and dreams of Precedent Bullshit. NASA really had to move the ISS on account of space junk getting eerily close to the ISS and of course any and all "space junk" is the fault of China. Sure sure ... NASA didn't say shit about all the space crap and detritus arriving in low earth orbit by musk and his SpacedX 'launch-a-drone' scheme and damn if'n the sorry fucks at SpacedX aren't making a mess of space in and around Planet Earth. I would think that someone might step up and inform musk to knock his bullshit off but ... no. So there we have it in a Friday news capsule ready for ingestion. Now for Saturday machine art and we won't have to move the skulzwerks anywhere. 

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a while back I got all worked up about ancestry. probably that Henry Louis Gates effect. anyway I toggled up the family history search platform made available by the mormons and started digging through their archives. I found out I was a direct descendant of some mormon guy that was big business back in the mormon beginnings. I found out I was a direct descendant of Ben Franklin, one of America's founding fathers. that was cool. as I kept on digging wasn't too far down the old ancestry tree I discovered I was a descendant of that emperor charlemagne guy. I don't know how in hell the ancestry search people would be able to know that but ... there you go. lah ... dee ... dah ... I'm royalty from way back in the day. cool no doubt ... 😎