Solar Shock!!!

 In absolutely shocking news, our sun is about to shower our Planet in solar shock waves and that will knock out the power grids globally and really fuck up everyone's day. Bummer no doubt. Technically, these "showers" are called 'geomagnetically induced currents' and as particles from our sun slam into our Planet's magnetic field these slamming particles force our mag-field to compress and that results in "tremendous flows of current that "may" reach the ground. Shocking for sure. The Northern lights or "auroras" result from two processes and one would be "solar storms unleashed by our sun and then magnetic field compression induced by "interplanetary shocks." Fast solar wind overtakes a slower stream of solar ejaculate and that creates a shock wave and hold on to your butts then. Head-on shocks create the strongest geomagnetically induced currents leading to "powerful ground-level electric currents that threaten pipelines, submerged cables, satellites, and head-on shocks compress the magnetic field oh yeah. Basically the shock agenda is dependent on the angle of attack of incoming solar schmutz and the angle makes all the difference in the severity of solar shock. And there you have it. Solar shocking and you'll want to be careful during the next outbreak of shocking solar schmutz. Thursday machined artware is up next. I'm thinking of a new handle for the sign off crap-o-la and that would be a newly conceived multipurpose noun/verb/adverb/adjective thingy known as "digitry." Pretty dang slick.

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we sure are having ourselves a high old time no doubt ... 😐