After all these years Jimmy Hoffa's very little remains have been found in Lake Mead. Boaters boating the now very shallow waters of Lake Mead discovered an old rotting oil drum and tucked neatly inside the aforementioned old rotting oil drum were the bones of Hoffa. Oh yes and confirmation has been offered by my "sources" within the Clark County Forensic Medical Examiners Office. That's Clark County Nevada. There were some other curious bits and pieces found near the receding waters of Lake Mead. Lake Mead's shore line is growing exponentially. Also found were a 1948 Cadillac Coupe d'Ville, two 1954 Ford sedans, an entire cast of a now defunct Cirque de Soleil troupe, two "spooning" Elvis impersonators wrapped in chains and DOA, AND that already mentioned crumbling oil drum containing Hoffa. There will be 'other' discoveries made as Lake Mead continues to dry up and vanish right before unbelieving eyes a way out here in the Mojave Desert. There are already plans being made to rent out advertising space on Hoover Dam AS the dam will quite soon be no longer holding back water from Lake Mead. Hoover Dam will be registered on the National Register of Historic Places on account of...Hoover Dam will quite soon cease to dam the Colorado River. Damn if'n that don't about just suck. Machine art is next in todays continuing saga of 'Bullshit In America'.
in gold leaf -
dark of knight -
starry night -
star fall -
Van Gogh's art seems worlds more prescient when presented in the desert. 🙇
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