Friday, July 9, 2021

From The New Yorker Magazine

Dated today and that would be July 9, 2021 and this is pretty dang funny. Yeah I ganked the article. I can do that. Excerpt from The New Yorker -

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Claiming that he has been “treated very unfairly,” Donald Trump is suing eighty-one million American voters for banning him from the White House.

“This was all part of a Big Tech conspiracy,” he said. “Many of these eighty-one million people were users of Facebook, Twitter, and TicketyTock.”

Trump called the decision by eighty-one million people to ban him from the White House “a bad thing. A very bad thing.”

“This would mean that it’s up to millions of Americans to decide who gets to use the White House and who doesn’t,” he said. “This should never be allowed to happen in this country.”

The lawsuit was delayed for several weeks, sources said, while Trump sought to determine which, if any, of his attorneys still had a law license.

That's some funny shit there boy. Now we'll segue to the machine art portion of today's program. I really like to work the blog thingy when I don't have to write much at all. Someone else is "invited" (that's my story and I'm sticking to it for now) to author up some well crafted literacy. Yeah sure sure -

fork off eh? -


incline terraced -


screaming hot a way out here in the American West. keep hydrated and find shade. :]

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