Did you know that Britney Spears is kept in slavery? In this day and age our youngish pop diva is a slave. Enslaved to her father no less. Gosh aren't there laws on the books that allegedly prevent shit like that? Well maybe there are but in this case, those laws don't apply. You see a while back our youngish pop diva went batshit crazy as in clinically insane. Oh yeah. Britney's family had to have here locked up and sedated for the sake of "the children." '20 20 20 4 hours to go I wanna be sedated...' Courtesy of the Ramones. I worked in a local hospital nut house some years back and the preferred method of sedating the crazy people was Thorazine and Lithium. A big swack of Thorazine could sedate even the largest of the raging and out of control crazy fuckers that happened to have been "institutionalized." Anyway, the poor girl got herself institutionalized and then sentenced to have her father rule the remainder of her existence. Possibly at the time her sentence might haver seemed like a good idea. For the sake of "the children" you see. Well after a stretch in the looney bin, some righteous clinical pharmaceuticals, getting her away from Paris Hilton and Ms. Spears is feeling much better now. So much better now that she wants to be freed from being enslaved to her father. I'm thinking that has so gotta suck. Spears is a grown woman now and she has to do EVERYTHING daddy tells her to do or it's back to the nut house for you! I think young Britney has to pay alimony to her ex. That has so gotta suck. Britney's ex is an asshole of epic proportion. Federline? Kevin Federline and yeah that's it. Ms. Britney has to pay Federline $20,000 dollars a month in child support as Federline has 70% custody of their two children. Federline and Ms. Britney. So Ms. Britney is forced under California divorce law and that bullshit 70/30% split in custody of "the children" deal, to pay K-fed $240,000.00 a year in support payments on top of whatever cut the 'daddy' decides is rightfully his on account of the "conservatorship" deal he managed to get California courts to impose on account of Ms. Britney going nuts. Sweet gig...no? Seems to being paying Federline quite handsomely. One could really live large on $240,000.00 dollars a year. So Britney wants out of the legal slavery that she lives under and at present Ms. Britney is looking for a competent lawyer to take up her case and not just her money. Where is Johnny Cochran when you need him. You know because Cochran got O.J. Simpson off on that murder rap and Simpson really did kill his ex-wife and her lover. Of course Johnny Cochran is dead. Karma can be a real bitch at times. Not the same type of bitch as when Britney Spears was going psycho. Oh well, it's hard times for the pseudo-celebrity and not even Oprah has stepped in to help our poor Ms. Britney. Probably no money in it for Oprah. So let us now step off the soap box of all things picked on celebrity and get to real pressing matters and that would be machine art.
the 'bergs' -
a tunnel to walk through -
so just when you thought being a Mouseketeer and a teenage pop diva was "cool" this kind of crap has to happen. poor baby...:]
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