South Korean "officials" have banned sweating in gyms. Yes it's true. South Koreans will no longer be allowed to "splash sweat" on other gym rats. There's a lot of sweating goes on in gyms anywhere. I know as I used to, back in the day, be one of those gym rats. I was addicted to pumping iron and I got quite large in the process. I also generated a lot of sweat but I never 'splashed' sweat on any other gym rat. That kind of shit would get you in a fistfight in a hurry. The exercise was good for me and it helped me get through some issues I was dealing with at the time. Problem with being a gym rat, if you don't keep up the gym routines, well, all that muscle turns to fat and you find yourself in an 'overweight' situation. That 'overweight' situation needs time to work off the excess. Excess muscle turned into fat. Anyway, South Korean 'officials' are freaking out about sweating in gyms spreading the Covid plague. You'd think that South Korean 'officials' would be more hysterical about foreigners visiting South Korea spreading the Covid plague than the sweating that happens in a gym. Evidently it's the music in the South Korean gyms causing people to sweat profusely. Go figure. Dancing to the K-Pop hits causes sweating in aerobics classes and the apostles of K-Pop dancing to the hits in a spin class, are needing splash guards. So and evidently once more, South Korean K-Pop spin classes are almost like taking a sweat shower and that sounds really disgusting. So listen up South Koreans, quit splashing sweat in your gyms. Show some courtesy and knock that sweating shit off. I thought the article about South Koreans splashing sweat was funnier than the article about the silly girl that got herself arrested and booked into jail in Panguitch, Utah for smirking at a cop. Holy crap, there aren't bigger criminals to fry in our schizophrenic world than dance class sweating South Koreans and smirking girls in Panguitch, Utah? On the upside, cops will have more folks to shoot and kill in addition to the regular black folks the cops shoot and kill at present. Sweaty fat ladies at the gym, smirking young women in Panguitch, and oh yes I forgot about the Texas Democrat lawmakers on the lamb from Texas. Texas Governor 'wheelie' Abbott is issuing warrants to have all those on the lamb Texas Democrat lawmakers arrested then shot. Wait, or is it shot and then arrested...ummm, I'd better google that to make sure of what might be the proper order for Abbot's insanity. Abbott's gone batshit insane on account of he's got to sit in a wheelchair all the Texas day long. Abbott's got the "prickly heat" irritating his bottom. Well and on the lamb Texas Democrat lawmakers. Texas Democrat lawmakers bolted from Alamo land so's Abbott can't get the Texas legislature to pass laws making it illegal for Texans of black and Mexican heritage the right to vote. Abbott is an asshole in a wheelchair. On to today's installment of machine art. Art for the masses and some Texans.
victorian -
styles of the japanesque -
remember to be courteous and don't be a sweating on your neighbor in spin class. damn if'n that ain't about funny or what. 💦 - splashy sweat emoji :}
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