Palms Sunday

Yes my friends, today is that very special Sunday when once a year the world is supposed to go out and plant palm trees. Problem is, the ship blocking the Suez Canal is mucking up the shipments of palm tress to our sorely in need Planet. Did you know that Egypt is our world's single most important exporter of palm trees? Well and evidently it is and here I thought all along that Arizona was our world's single most important grower and exporter of palm trees. I was ever so wrong about Arizona and palm trees. Go figure. Anyway, Egypt is dealing with a plugged up Suez Canal and damn if that's not about a headache or what. Possibly what. Anyway once more, did you know that on this very night and that would just so happen to be the super worm full moon night. I did not know that we had us a super worm full moon night that coincided with Palm Sunday. That's got to be a coincidence. Oughtn't that be a coincidence? I think it's all a super full coincidence. I could suppose that with spring hatching out all over the northern hemisphere, worms need the extra light given by that super worm full moon night that just so happens to fall on Palm Sunday night. I'm just a bit troubled by the notion that worms would need light of any kind. Worms you see, don't have eyes...see? I think that super worm full moons don't mean more than about squat for the worms. You see, the worms live mostly underground and ain't about no light of any sort is gonna make it underground. Well unless we're talking about the London Underground and I don't think there's any worms there. I could be wrong and I have been wrong on numerous occasions in the past. Or on previously unexplained occasions that warranted some manner of prattle or some other manner of prattle so there. Did you know that worms like to come out after it rains? Well they do and then the silly worms get trapped out in the open and dry and wither up as the sun dries up all the rain. Ain't about no dang super full worm moon gonna save the silly worms that haven't enough sense to come in after it rains. Wait, that should read go back underground after it rains. Dang, seems to be just one plugged up dang reason after another. Life can be so problematic on a Palm Sunday where no one is bothering to plant more palm trees or care about super full moon worms that get dried up when the sun comes back to shining again. Does Egypt have worms? I mean besides the 'sand worms on Planet Arrakis'. That was one strange dang book. Was a crappy dang movie. You know, the one Dune movie what starred Sting? Oh yeah that movie sucked large. There is a new Dune movie supposed to come out but with the Suez Canal being all plugged and such, the new Dune movie has been delayed. The delay might have something to do with super blood full worms or something like that. I don't know. Besides, I'm just making shit up as I keyboard along. :] On to the machine art without worms, blood worms or sand worms or none of that.

surreal full super evil eye with worm -

nap time -

do remember to plant a palm tree for Palm Sunday...or not...whatever.