It's Friday so be grateful for minor miracles. Our world has survived another week of plague pandemics, earthshaking earthquakes, fire and lave spitting volcanoes, politicians, and here commences the beginning of daylight savings time. Saturday night everyone MUST turn those clocks and watches ahead by exactly one hour and everyone WILL lose an hours sleep. I hate the switch to daylight savings time. The change screws with my body clock for about two weeks. I really don't care if Amerika runs on regulation time or daylight savings time, just set the dang clocks one way or that 'other' way and leave it alone. Like permanently. Living in Arizona and we never had to mess with our clocks. Arizona doesn't recognize the daylight savings time premise and that was the single most desirable thing about living in Arizona. So for at least a few months out of any year, Arizona pulses to the beat of the rest of Amerika. Come daylight savings time switch up and Arizona pulses to it's own beat and that is usually off beat and by that I mean Arizona off beat. Way off beat. It's almost like the entire State of Arizona has been beaten severely about the head and neck and suffers an extreme case of PTED. PTED is post traumatic encephalopathy disorder. Too many concussive incidents. Yes Arizona is punch drunk. Okay and I've digressed like I'm punch drunk. Hmmm, that just might explain things nicely. I have taken any number of hits to the skull over the years and any number of concussions are entirely possible. Oh well, ain't not about a thing I can do about that now. Lemme see and where was I? Oh right, Arizona is punch drunk. :] Did you know that the ex-presidents of these United States of Amerika have a club? I did not know that but the ex-presidents do. Have an ex-presidents club. That's what the club is called, the 'ex-presidents club' so go figure. Now for the funny part, the members of the 'ex-presidents club' won't let the trump be in their club. Gosh and I wonder why that might be... now it's time for that ever so fabulous and possibly worth a boat load of money machine art time. Yes friends, send your requests for samples attached with an official cashiers check to Skulzwerks Dept. 442, Wonkazona, U.S.A. 86753 No C.O.D.'s please.
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that Beepers guy (Beepers?) in London pocketed 57 million pounds for some digital art work. I don't know what that translates to in U.S. currency but 57 million pounds sounds like a boat load of money. British pounds. That's what the Brits use for money. Seems peculiar...pounds...yes that sounds fiscally peculiar. Give me Amerikan money almost any day or except if you happen to be in Canada eh? Canadians use that yang money. for a proper definition to what "yang money" might be see Richard Pryor's repertoire of Mudbone.
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