Sunday, March 14, 2021

Pi and Pie and

 Today is pi day. 3/14/21 is also the first day on the daylight savings time clock. I really dislike daylight savings time. I may have stated that previously. To compensate for today being the first day of daylight savings time and ordinary shoes (listen to Paul Simon's 'Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes), today is also pi day and that sort of helps in dealing with your body clock being screwed over mercilessly. So with today being celebrated as pi day, we should review several of the best pies on the Planet. First up would be pizza pie. Dang and I do love me some pizza pie. Pizza decorated with sausage, pepperoni, Canadian bacon although why Canadian bacon would be better than any other bacon is beyond me, onions, olives, green peppers, and of course mushrooms. Oh yeah now we are on to something. Next on the pi day list would good old fashioned Mom's apple pie. Warm and almost right out of the oven and splattered with some vanilla ice cream. Or whipped cream and either works just fine. Peach pie and the same dressing of pie associated with apple pie would apply. Strawberry shortcake although strawberry shortcake might not actually qualify as pie. Besides, strawberry shortcake needs fresh strawberries right out of a garden and that's pretty hard to pull off in the waning days of winter. Look around leaves are dead and it's the waning days of winter. Apologies to Simon and Garfunkel. Lemme see, where were we? Oh yeah pie. Pecan pie, key lime pie, pork pie but I think that's a hat. Lemon meringue pie. I like lemon pie but I don't care for meringue. There is also merengue but I'm not certain if that's a pie or something else. Doesn't really matter. So that's several of the different pies available. There is also 'hair pie' but I'm not about to go there. Oh hell no. What with folk being all manner of touchy about all manner of crap, restraint is called for in this instance and that's my story and I'm certainly gonna stick to it. Pie! Go out or stay in and have a slice of pie on this day and if you are of a mathematical persuasion, see how many places you can stick the pi number before you tire of an exceedingly obtuse if not fruitless exercise in futility. You know, on account of the number pi just goes on and freaking on for just about ever. Okay and thus endeth Sunday's Sermon on the Pie and now it's time for, you guessed it, machine art and we've sufficiently covered the stuff routine.

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home home on the strange... :]

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