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A tiny Picasso painting reportedly worth a bucket full of bucks has "mysteriously" vanished and no one knows a dang thing about it. The painting was being shipped from Madrid, Spain to Granada, Spain by truck and allegedly ... no one knows how the missing Picasso could have simply vanished into thin air. Drivers of the truck delivering the Picasso work know nothing. They saw nothing AND "they didn't do it." Sure sure ... that's what's always said in cases such as this one. The Picasso work is titled, "Naturaleza muerta con guitarra" or to put that into some American we dolts on the left side of the pond, can comprehendo ... 'Still Life with Guitar'. The Picasso painting is an itsy bitsy tiny little work measuring 12.7cm X 9.8cm and not being any dang good with the metric system, that's roughly about 9 X 5 inches. I think ...  really think that the painting's size is only important in that it would fit quite easily into someone's pocket and walk off into that someone's retirement fund. The Picasso is worth about 600,000.00 Euros and hold on while I check the old currency converter dealy ... is worth about $700,000.00 dollars USD and that's a fair amount of pricey Picasso. So ... Spain's Policia Nacional is at this very moment in art heist history, grilling (questioning) anyone even remotely connected to the heist and the downside to this little caper is that the Picasso was on loan from a "private collector" and private collector is cheesed off like you wouldn't believe. Private collector is putting the squeeze on the Policia and the Policia is using arcane policing measures to find out who snatched the tiny Picasso. It's been reported that Spain's Policia is pulling fingernails out of suspects fingers, attaching battery electrodes to suspects genitals, AND even resorting to waterboarding because ... Policia wants answers and the thief or thieves caught and damn quick like. So IF Spain's Policia Nacional were to ask what I think about how such a masterful heist could have been pulled off, I'd tell the Policia to look no further than Elon musk. Musk has more goddamn money than Midas could have possibly dreamed of and I'm willing to bet that right this very minute Musk is gazing lustily at his newly acquired Picasso as it sits beside his nightstand in anyone of the numerous mansions Musk owns outright. So there you go Policia Nacional ... case solved. No need to thank me just tune in for Sunday machine art.

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picasso work walks off on it's own and that really shouldn't be such a surprise ... orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf managed to walk off with a rigged by musk 2024 election and trumpf comes out smelling like shit but trumpf has always managed smell like shit ... 😏