Our Earth Is Splitting In Half

 Oh my gawd ... our precious Mother Earth is tearing itself in half. Yes really ... no shit ... this is some truly bad juju ... ain't not much can be done about it now. Neurogeology planetary science guys have finally broke the news and even with images to prove their theory. Our earth is ripping itself in half and oh holy jesus holy jesus ... are we about screwed or what. In a rather lengthy paper published in the 'Science Advances' publication, the geoscience kids report that yes indeed Earth is splitting in two and yes they're "studying the event" and yes once more ... this is all rather fascinating. Pretty dang scary I should think but then I'm not one of those geoscience kids. I do love some rockhounding for sure. Not relevant. So here comes an image the geoscience kids have taken to prove their point about our Planet splitting in half -

The geoscience guys have NOT indicated when our Planet may in fact become two halves of a once upon a time whole Earth and maybe that's for the best. I mean dang it all, we've gots us loads of weird shit and trumpf crap-o-la and wars and bloodshed like you almost won't believe and heck ... all we need right at the present is more bullshit to fret over. Should our world do the splitsies ... well ... we're simply screwed and furthermore where might the human species go? Sure as hell won't be the moon or mars or venus or nowhere even close enough to get to EVEN IF there was some way to make a planetary salvation sort of quest. Golly ... remember the movie 'Galaxy Quest'? Great movie. Certainly not relevant to any of this noise but still, we're gonna need us a rip dandy distraction to save us from having to worry about the inevitable. Besides we've got us a pedofuhrer trumpf to offer up distraction and dang if'n the trumpf ain't about one gad danged distraction to be certain. Now for Monday machine art.

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should our world actually tear itself in half, we can finally settle the argument that has raged on for years ... inside the Earth is creamy nugget filling OR fudge milk chocolate ... 😜