Monday, June 30, 2025

Smells Like Norwegian Herring ...

 The son of Norway's "crown princess Mette-Marit" and the stepson of the actual heir to the Norwegian "crown" one prince of a guy named Crown Prince Harkonnen. I think that's close enough. I did not know that Norway was in need of royalty and being of Norwegian/Scottish extraction, I am firmly in the camp of 'NO KINGS!' Anyway the dumb ass son and stepson to Norwegian royalty is in some really deep shit with Norway PD on account of junior 'I'm entitled cause I'm royal', has been playing fast and loose with Norwegian women by way of rape and sexual predatory bullshit and several more counts of rape and junior is in deep. Really deep. He's been under suspicion since last August and that would be August 2024. You will of course remember 2024 and the horror tossed on America by the "re-election (?)" of trump. Mr. orange taco himself. Anyway the Norwegian royal sex addict has denied all charges of which there are "numerous charges" and that's according to Norwegian police lawyers. Norway has police lawyers and no district attorneys. The AP (Associated Press) asked the rape kid if he had anything he'd care to comment on and M. Borg Hoiby said only that "I didn't do it and even IF I did do it, I used Donald Trump as my role model." Doesn't that just figure. By the way, the Hoiby guy has one of those peculiar o's with a / through the middle of the 'o' and so I'm at a loss as to how you'd care to pronounce his royal last name. Would that be a diphthong or some really confusing grammar/linguistic pronouncement that defies translation into the American language. For clarification, I do not use any form of proper 'king's English' and nope. I'm fully on board with the American language and so it goes. Unpronounceable can get stuffed. Jeez kid keep it in your pants and you'll suffer way less aggravation and having to answer police questioning. You can always go manual and the manual usage solves any number of problems. Now for some Monday machine art. 

Have you ever smelled Norwegian canned herring? Once you get past the stench of the smoked and packed in oil herring ... the herring aren't half bad. On a saltine cracker. My old man was big on Norwegian canned herring. My dad's dad was big on Norwegian headcheese and Judas Priest, that shit smelled for days. 

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I find it odd how Europeans cuddle with all the royalty schtick. silly Euros cough up euro bucks and support the freaks. hmmm, thinking about stuff and in retrospect, we do the exact same shit ... curious ... 😏







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