God Farts In Bathtub ... Toxic Cyanobacteria Bloom

 Okay so ... there's this gigantic bubble thingy floating around in space and this bubble is driving astronomers, astrophysicists, and science kids in general absolutely nuts. Giving them brainiac types the heebie-jeebies because they can't for the life of all their brains put together collectively figure our what the hell ... So this is where I chime in with a solution be it not altogether the solution intelligentsia was hoping for. So ... Saturday night is bath night on the divine plane of existential living and with it being Saturday night bath night, god takes his/her weekly plunge in the cleaning up drill. Well even god likes to dilly dally around in the tub and god likes to play with the divine rubber duckies and as we all know and can appreciate that really good soak time so, god is relaxing in the tub with his/her rubber duckies and being relaxed and content, god cracks off one divine style flatulent release and there you have it, god farts in the bathtub and sends that divine bubble of methane shooting off into the cosmos and our plain of existential bliss. Ergo mystery hugely spatial bubble is ever so easy to understand how it came to be perplexing the intellectually elite and that state of intellectually elitism leaves the intelligentsia seemingly helpless if not hapless in finding answers for their preconceived biases. We've all done it so what's the big deal ... fart in the bathtub pee in the shower ... bio-relaxation at all levels and planes of existence. See? Easy as pie. Now for the really important info provided graciously by the National Park Service. There exists right now and conceivably for quite some time to come, a toxic cyanobacteria bloom in the Virgin River and Virgin River contributories in Zion National Park. Oh yikes. You see ... the Virgin River flows right passed our domicile here in the northeast corner of the Mojave Desert and being downstream from Zions well, you can image the Park Service warning strikes a bit too close to home. I called out to the Park Service and explained that they, the Park Service, needs to make this stop. Toxic cyanobacteria blooms can and does cause -

and in some extreme instances ... death. So ... don't take the National Park Service's warning lightly. They are dead damn serious about this. Living downstream from Zions, the Virgin River flows past where my wife and I life with our dog and flows directly into Lake Mead and Lake Mead is considered the neighborhood swimming hole for Las Vegas. Yup the cyanobacteria crawling crud is headed for Lake Mead and Vegas. Damn don't you just hate when that happens ...

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I haven't a clue as to how a toxic cyanobacteria bloom gets a leg up but it does and you really don't want to come down with a case of crawling toxic crud cyanobacteria bloom eating at your insides. shuddering shit fits ... 😐