Yes my friends, very soon you will no longer have to pick your nose. Not manually anyway. Nope. Coming soon to a medicine cabinet near you ... 'nose bots'. Teeny tiny "microbots" will be injected up your nose, directed magnetically into the areas of your schnoz where snot and those sticky dang boogers are born and after being heated to a snot/booger melting temperature, PRESTO, booger infestation is gone. Just like microbotic magic. Now and I suppose there are any number of questions as to how/why/what is the deal with nose bots. The entire notion seems unnecessary at best. All humans are born with ideal hands on implements for picking your nose. Fingers! Index fingers to be anatomically specific are perfect for, well you know, picking the nose. But no. As our humanity becomes increasingly dependent on techy stuff and devices are brought on line to eliminate having to use all those biomechanical implements people are born with, well why not. Somebody needs to provide inspiration for those predisposed to tinkering with stuff. Nose bots are the end result of folks having way too much time on their hands. Injecting microbots, or anything for that matter, up your nose seems like an absolute no from the git go. Then comes the guided nose bot directional thingy using electromagnetism. So and with no further explanation provided, an electromagnetic some dang thing would be applied to your face so's to guided the dintsy nose bots to their predesignated landing zone and then heated (?) with a light source, yikes, and then the microbots do their predesigned work melting the coagulants up your nose that are the source issue for nose picking or blowing or sneezing or any of the inordinate and endless problemos associated with a human schnoz. Just you wait until the techy folks unveil what they've got planned for your rectum. Almost leaves you hanging your head in sheer bewilderment at the concept called 'what won't they think of next' scenario. Now and how about Sunday machine art.
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so as I'm finger slamming the old keyboard with PBS blazing in the background, there's a buzzer warning dealy clanging and it gets announced that this is a pop quiz and damn ... pop quiz? yup a pop quiz. it's the emergency broadcast network announcing "this is a test this is only a test" ... no real emergency other than the ongoing treason from SCOTUS so, not a dang thing to be alarmed with. at. whatever. it's obviously high time to shut the tv off, kick back, and enjoy the quiet. 😚
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