Who killed the Pope one might be inclined to ask ... well ... I'm about to spill the beans. Vice President of these United States of America, one J.D. 'junior' Vance killed Pope Francis. What?!? I can hear the shrieks of doubt as I pound out the bone chilling details on my keyboard. Okay so ... Not so long back, J.D. 'junior' Vance converted to Catholicism. Probably to give into his wife that had been nagging at him. Wife is a Catholic. Then Vance takes a trip to Italy and to Rome specifically so's he can attend, with his wife, Easter service in St. Peter's Basilica. Which junior did in fact along with his mrs. junior and that made mrs. junior very happy. Vance got to meet the number two head guy below the Pope and Vance managed to weenie a photo op with the Pope on Easter Sunday AFTER all the Easter crap-o-la was over and done with. It was the last photo op for the Pope ever. That was Easter Sunday late afternoon. Early after Easter Monday morning the Pope is declared dead. Just like that. Dead and gone. Vatican postmortem 'official' declares the Pope died from a "cerebral stroke, coma, and irreversible cardiocirculatory collapse resulting from pneumonia." Okay sure sure. It is more than glaringly obvious that the Pope has his very last photo op with junior Vance, retires to the Papal apartment, then come early Monday morning Pope is dead. Circumstantial ...? I think hardly not. What goes missing in all the hubris surrounding the now dead Pope is that Pope Francis had issued a papal rebuke of trump not more than about a month previous and for Pope Francis to rebuke a sitting president of the U.S. of A. is remarkable for this rebuke having been said at all. Curious no doubt. So ... Pope Francis rebukes el presidente shit-for-brains, the Veep junior Vance goes to Rome to "attend Easter Mass at St. Peter's Basilica, junior gets a brief photo op with the Pope late on Sunday, and then come Monday morning the Pope is dead. You see, junior vance was just about the last person on Earth to see the Pope alive. Doesn't take a Sherlock Holmes grasp of the obvious here. Vance killed the Pope at the request of his liege lord el presidente shit-for-brains and case solved and can now be closed. What a fucking disgrace for junior, mrs. junior, trump, the American people, and Catholics everywhere that won't take too kindly to the Vice President of the United States of America having killed their Pope. Now for Tuesday machine art and pray there's some manner of diety out there somewhere that will hold trump and vance to account for killing Pope Francis.
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one might not want to be in trump's or vance's shoes once the world catches on to what these two asshats have done. nope ... catholics and regular folks in general ain't gonna like it. evangenitals don't give a shit one way or another ... evangenitals don't like catholics or papists no how no way ... 😐
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