Just when you thought it might be safe to go out on an Easter Sunday ... well here comes news that the Planet Mercury has a layer of actual and for real diamonds that is ten miles thick. Wow ... zers! That's a dang big pile of diamonds and upon getting the news about diamonds being an actual layer of Planet Mercury and being ten miles thick, well, the De Beers Company filed a claim of ownership with the United Nations and demanded that they, the De Beers Company, be granted ownership of ALL Planet Mercury diamonds. Because they, the De Beers Company, know everything there is to know about diamonds and of course diamonds are forever. Forever the exclusive and sole property of the De Beers Company. The only and obviously pressing downside to diamonds on Planet Mercury, other than how the fuck might De Beers Company get to the Planet Mercury let alone actually mine a diamond layer ten miles thick and underground on Planet Mercury, to obtain ANY Planet Mercury diamonds is an issue for a dang long time into rather bleak future at least here on Planet Earth. But laying aside the rather glaring issue of getting to Planet Mercury for a mining adventure, De Beers wants it left no doubt about who owns outright all diamonds in our solar system, our galaxy, and the absolute encompassing infinite universe. Diamonds are De Beers and that's the fact Jack. So if you find diamonds to be a rather pricey investment or treasure for your serious main squeeze, just you wait until De Beers starts to actually sell those Planet Mercury diamonds. Prices will be out of this world. Now with today being Easter Sunday there's been an ongoing lottery thingy around the Vatican and the winner of the Vatican lottery gets the privilege of pushing the Pope around St. Peter's Basilica in the papal wheelchair. I did not know there was a papal wheelchair but evidently there is and someone gets the chance to pusha the Pope around in his wheelchair. Easter Sunday celebrations and all manner of religio-orchestral maneuvers in the dark. However in this instance, those maneuvers will be at the break of dawn or first light of day whichever comes first. Now for Sunday machine art madness ...
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the Arizona NFL football cardinals tried to draft this slice of beefcake right up there exactly one click to play NFL football for the cardinals ... beefcake let the Arizona people know there was not a snowball's chance in hell that beefcake wanted anything to do with the cardinals, Arizona, or none of that. go figure ... 😏
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