Tuesday, August 22, 2023

Brand Spanking New Dimensions

 Hot breaking news flash...

A development in particle physics could point to the existence of a new dimension

Just think, an entirely new dimension to go with the 3 dimensions we have now. A 4th dimension just may have been discovered by researchers at the U.S. Department of Energy's Fermi National Accelerator Lab in Batavia, Ill. I'm willing to bet that Batavia, Illinois is pretty dang close to Chicago. Could be but I really don't care where Batavia, Ill. might be. Anyway and cutting to the actual chase here, this "new physics dimension" has something to do with 'wobble' and 'spin' and some bullshit about "muon wobble" and therefore this "new possible dimension" is on the SUBATOMIC LEVEL and therefore this entire soiree into theoretical hyperbole is, curiously enough, THEORETICAL! Physicists get themselves worked into a lather over the silliest little tiny thingies and they're treading on flimsy scientific evidence. So the inherent problem with their "newest discovery" would be...how might anyone actually get to the subatomic level to peruse this "new dimension?" No one can get to this hypothetical "new dimension" so most of the hype is ridiculous crap-o-la and physicists wonder why in hell they get laughed at. Now for our 3 dimensional Tuesday machine art and there may in fact by muons hanging around the periphery of Tuesday machine art but so what, their existence can't be proven outside of Fermi National Accelerator Lab in Batavia, Illinois which may in fact be dang close to Chicago. We are needless to say, in wholly hypo-existential territory. 

berni -

splash -

kermit -

day's end -

swans -

by half -

I once heard a cow moose moo on the Weber River, however that might not be the same thing. exactly...😏

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