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  Did you know that Britney Spears is kept in slavery? In this day and age our youngish pop diva is a slave. Enslaved to her father no less. Gosh aren't there laws on the books that allegedly prevent shit like that? Well maybe there are but in this case, those laws don't apply. You see a while back our youngish pop diva went batshit crazy as in clinically insane. Oh yeah. Britney's family had to have here locked up and sedated for the sake of "the children." '20 20 20 4 hours to go I wanna be sedated...' Courtesy of the Ramones. I worked in a local hospital nut house some years back and the preferred method of sedating the crazy people was Thorazine and Lithium. A big swack of Thorazine could sedate even the largest of the raging and out of control crazy fuckers that happened to have been "institutionalized." Anyway, the poor girl got herself institutionalized and then sentenced to have her father rule the remainder of her existence. Possibly at ...

  By an act of Congress, Wednesdays will for now and forever forward be known as 'The Day Of The Camel'. That's right and about dang time. The camel's day is finally getting the recognition it deserves and by Congress no less. When asked about this historic piece of legislation, Sen. Mitch McConnell stated to the press, "I've always preferred my camels to have two humps and not just one." A cub reporter for the Washington Press Post asked the Senator if his remark was a critique of his wife and the Senator replied, " that's an unfair question." So there you go and Wednesdays will be much better going forward. On with todays installment of machine art. brick mural - it's an open door - so there it is for a 'camels day'... TTFN :]

  Le Menu -  un verre de bienvenue et un apéritif sanguin refroidisseurs de sang langue de bébé fraîchement crue graisse du ventre frite pâte de coeur humain cru côté de boeuf cru frémissant carafe de bière bébé chauve-souris pour le dessert les orteils de bébé refroidis dans du sang albinos blanc cigares et conversation cordiale après le barbecue du banquet* *- translation courtesy of Google Translator   machine art is next... :] time for siesta - bye bye so long farewell - so there you go for the day after the day after... get it?

Are you one of the 'lucky' Americans that managed to survive the 4th celebrations? Hopefully so. People were shot, stabbed, raped, pillaged, plundered, burned to a crisp, and thoroughly dishonored and that was just in Philadelphia. Yeah, the 4th of July is some fun. No? Considering the monster that America has become through the course of almost 250 years, well, luck is the luck of a draw. America has a big celebration in the planning stages for America's 250th birthday. 2026 isn't really that far off. July 4, 2026 will be here in the blink of an eye. Time does seem to fly when you're having fun. Oh yeah we're havin' us some fun for sure. So...next up will be Labor Day 2021 and won't that just be a hoot. A hooty hoot no doubt. Did you read about the militia group arrested on a Massachusetts freeway? Oh yeah, they call themselves "Moors" like from back in the day when the "Moors" took a hold of Spain. History is one of my favorite subj...

  Take her to the barn and put her down. The Hubble Space Telescope is ailing and mostly from old age. That's what happens with animals when they got old and unable to function properly, they are given a humane death and that's that. The Hubble Space Telescope has been at it's endearing work for a long time now. A dang long time for any space craft. Hubble has more than tripled the return on an initial investment made by the American taxpayer. The Hubble had some issues, NASA sent it's 'space truck' the Space Shuttle of which there were six, to fix the Hubble's issues and Hubble has returned significant amounts of space science as well as some really cool images from space near and far. Deep space far. The Hubble was originally design to function for fifteen years. That's a long time for any space telescope. The Hubble has functioned properly for just about 30+ years up to and until the Hubble went into "safe mode" as a made in the 1980's c...

  Tommy Jefferson and the other framers of America's Declaration of Independence, took a little break from their exhausting work of crafting the proper wording to inform Britain's King George III to kindly and I quote here, "fuck off, eh!" That is exactly and historically correct. So Tommy and the white boys of means head to a local tavern, and I believe the name of that aforementioned tavern was 'Moe's'. That hardly matters now being so long after the fact. Anyway, the framers headed for the tavern and after several stout pints of Guinness the boys were feeling a mite rowdy. After much polite conversation, good natured ribbing, and inquires as to when the next slave sale might be, they sorted out the pecking order for who gets to sign where on their historic 'declaration' from England and where to establish safe houses for after the 'Declaration' gets delivered to ole King George. King George should not be confused with ole King Cole. Back...

  So it begins, the 4th of July holiday weekend. Friday, Saturday, Sunday which is the 4th, and Monday as the 'official' holiday on account of the 4th falls on a Sunday. Four glorious days of barbecue, beer, and blowing shit up. Firefighters all across America are on guard and at the ready for when the fires get out of hand which should be fairly often. I'm certain that the firefighters aren't so keen on the 4th of July celebrations. The firefighters don't get to celebrate the holiday, they'll be working to contain all the fires started by the holiday revelers. Of course blowing shit up is as American as the firebombing of Dresden. Or Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Or maybe Laos. Yeah, nobody is supposed to talk about Nixon's secret bombing campaign in Laos. Nixon had a secret bombing campaign in Cambodia too but...shhh...we don't talk about that. Nixon should have been prosecuted for war crimes and crimes against humanity. Shhh...we don't talk about that.....