The bloody slaughter of millions of turkeys is complete. The slaughter was more than likely completed weeks ago. Next up will be the ovens. America will fire up ovens, roasters, dutch ovens, turkey fryers, probably some hot rocks planted in a hole in some dirt somewhere, and so is all this barbaric or what. The holiday tomorrow would be Thanksgiving and Thanksgiving would be a mythic imprimatur on the "birth of a nation." It was pilgrims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving with Native Americans and according to 'legend', the pilgrims were saved by the Native Americans. There are numerous and varying accounts of a "first Thanksgiving" and the legends on how America came to be born are mostly fiction, here say, and curious fantasy that has woven itself into the fabric of how Americans celebrate the horrific genocide and ethnic cleansing of Native Americans from a continent that was absolutely owned outright by Native Americans. First Nation peoples. Now days there will be football and drinking of strong drink and fistfights and shootings and damn if'n the American people won't be having a high olde time. I do hope that cooks all across our amber waves of grain fed cattle remember to take the turkeys out of the freezer for proper de-frosting of frozen turkey carcasses. Do not attempt to defrost a turkey by planting that aforementioned frozen turkey carcass into a hot oil turkey fryer. Because if one does that dipping in hot oil drill, well, call 911 so the firefighter kids will be on hand to put the fire out before that fire consumes your home. Now for obligatory Wednesday machine art. It's probably too late to inform the turkeys to make ghost. A hot oil turkey fryer ... YIKES!
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walmart shootings have already begun to jumpstart the holiday festivities. kevlar vests might make for fine holiday apparel with Xmas coming on fast. almost like how an AK-47 can empty an extendo ammo clip. 😐
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