According to an article posted on the Big Think webpage, the "center of the Universe" is anywhere you'd like it to be. So the "official" and grandiose if not ultra multi-dimensional center of the Universe is here, no it's over there, not yet cause it's about several trillion lightyears back and over that thar hill, OR there is NO center of the universe. That's because the 'Big Bang' happened everywhere and all at once. Everywhere all at once. Chew on that little nugget of astrophysical hilarity. According to Big Think, "what we conventionally think of as the Big Bang didn't occur at a single point in space, but rather long ago and everywhere at once: at a moment in time." And there you go. Encapsulated brainiac logic meant to confuse NOT add any clarity to the really deep existential question that is life, the universe, and everything. Everywhere all at once ... gaddang deep I tells ya. The article is so deep that it will take a person about 30 minutes to wade through and who the hell has 30 minutes to simply read and try to grasp a subject that has baffled the genius kids for millennia. Everywhere all at once. So if the 'big bang' happened everywhere all at once, did anyone hear the bang? Did anyone get a recording of the really really big bang everywhere all at once? I'm thinking that bang sure as hell would have made one colossally universal noise. Everywhere all at once ... sure sure. You can check this wow-zowie deep think crap-o-la over at the Big Think webpage and the article is in their space and astrophysics section. I think the joke will be on the brainiac deep think kids. Everywhere all at once ... that's pretty dang funny. Now we can segue way over to Saturday machine art and you'll not have to think about much. Everywhere all at once ... sure sure ...
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I think the astro-kids and Neil DeGrasse Tyson are going to have a difficult time explaining this ridiculous bullshit away and hope that no one notices how ridiculous the postulate really is. 😏
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