Pontifex Maximus Francis says that homosexuality is NOT a crime. The Pontifex Maximus Francis does however insist that homosexuality is a sin. I'm glad old Ponti cleared that up. In other news, Planet Earth will have a very close encounter with a previously undiscovered asteroid... today. The asteroid will take a quite close swipe at our shining little blue rock and there are satellites being moved from their respective orbits to make sure none take a direct hit. From that passing asteroid. NASA has known about this encounter for a while now but didn't want to raise the issue out of fears of causing a global panic. People panic at news of an imminent asteroid strike? Nah...that almost never happens. Lastly and wrapping up the news schtick, the Earth's innermost core has stopped spinning. Yup. Earth's magnetic polarity is about to switch. North Pole will switch south and South Pole will switch north. The old magnetic switcheroo is imminent. The downside to our magnetic polarity switching is that when Earth's innermost core ceases it's relentless spin, the Earth will no longer have gravitational pull and we'll all simply float carefree off into space. I've always wanted to travel to space. I didn't actually think that travel to space would be as described. Thursday machine art is up next.
outrage in abstract -
cyborg cotillion -
arctic twins -
Lon -
one of these days our Earth is going to take a direct hit. by an errant asteroid or polarity switching inner core or maybe a runaway black hole. however, don't hold your breath waiting for an apocalypso. you'll just pass out from lack of oxygen. ☝
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