The State of California is being battered and bombed with "bomb cyclones" and what that means is it's raining enough rain to make up for at least the last three years of prolonged drought. Wildfire scarred those spiffy California coastal hills resulting in mudslides and rockslides of epoch proportions because of all the rain. Along with rivers and streams overflowing their banks on account of those rivers and streams can't handle the rainfall. Dang water be pouring forth and spewing out almost every dang where California is. Upstate downstate and all the state between upstate and downstate. Rainy wet is everywhere. Seriously serious wet. Mud and piles of snow in California high country. That'd be the Sierra Nevadas. To the point...the uber-rich folk of celebrity fame and fraudulent fortunes and being forced to "evacuate" the really ass trendy and expensive homes in a wee little burg lovingly called Montecito and that would be in Santa Barbara County. Just a short spit east of Santa Barbara proper. It's the enclave of Harry and Megan, Oprah, all alone Jennifer Aniston, Ariana Grande whoever in hell she might be, and almost everyones favorite lesbian Ellen Degenerate and her side kicking Porsche Whatshername. The wealthy if not trendy have been ordered to evacuate their estates and head to high ground IF there's any high ground to be found. We'll now pause for a brief second of jeepers that's ever so tough...okay, long enough. Somehow and right about now...money can't buy a dang thing and there ain't a squawk can be done about that at present. Poor babies. I do feel a mite sympathetic for Harry and Megan. Dang if'n they ain't about shot at and missed then shit at and hit. Now for Wednesday machine art. Sans the flooding crap.
gryphon and not the dog -
slums -
bohemian -
racing -
the wife and I have a spare bedroom and a spiffy air mattress, Harry and Megan are welcome to crash at our place for a couple of days. Degenerate and her squeezy can stay the hell in Montecito. oh wait, they'll have to squat at the Motel 6 over in Oxnard. 😆
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