In keeping with the holiday run of cutesy catch phrases to get shoppers motivated, I'll offer up reasons why shopping should probably be avoided. At least for now anyway. So we had us a 'Black Friday' which ordinarily would mean something horrendous, then there was 'shop small business Saturday' which could be a fairly safe bet as small shops haven't enough room to gather in large crowds and ergo no need for a mass shooter there. Monday is 'cyber Monday' so go ahead and shop online just be sure to get a home delivery and then you don't have to venture out to where the crowds are enticing the fucked up lunatics that tend to haunt crowded places and color the whole shopping drill a bust. For that "shoot to kill" motif. It has come to this America. Watch out where you might shop at. You know like a mall, Walmart, hospital although there might not be much to shop for offered at a hospital. Oh yes and schools but not for shopping. Schools are for picking up your children that managed to avoid being shot dead. Nor is there not much by way of shopping anyway. Work places can be problematic as the sorry chump that has been the brunt of all the office hijinx and harassment might have finally had enough and made pilgrimage to a gun store and finished his holiday shopping with enough guns and ammo to clear cut a mall or the ubiquitous Walmart. Yes, America is a rather handy killing field. So many opportunities for slaughter. Please don't look to Congress to implement any manner of gun legislation. Congress is mostly owned by the gun and ammo lobby not to mention the ever so evil NRA. Either way and at any moment, we are all of us readily made for target practice if not out right gunned down for sport. Now how about we switch up and get to the artistry portion of today's screed. Machine art is up right about now.
pictographs (from Georgia O'Keefe's early cave art period) -
Devil's Tower -
Pearl (such a waste) -
elong musk is gonna build him some cell phones on account of Google and Apple won't play nice with old musky. golly...why might that be? shouldn't take musky longer than ten years or so to develop a cell phone that hasn't stolen all the software and hi tech shit-to-ding that makes the infernal phones work. so don't anyone hold your breath waiting on musk to crank out a Tesla style all electric phone. that musk is a real cut up...no? ☺
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