Whom an inquiring reader might, just might, care to ask? Why, the reincarnation of Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra. Yes good people, Cleopatra has been found. Or not. It would seem that there's this obsessed archeologist name of Kathleen Martinez and she's been on the 'hunt for Cleopatra' for a snidge over twenty years. Twenty years is far more than simply middling. Anyway, archeologist Martinez is working an ancient tomb wreckage in the north of Egypt where the Egyptian slice of the river Nile dumps into the Mediterranean AND archeologist Martinez found a "tunnel." She found a "tunnel!" Well it turns out this "tunnel" is buried deeper than the tomb site she's digging around and the "tunnel" is a dang long and dank tunnel. The tunnel is just about at sea level and the water table is a mite higher than anticipated. BUT AND archeologist Martinez found real and genuine antiquities of ancient Egypt and the age of Cleopatra. Not just any treasures and antiquities, she found GOLD and COINS and antiquity from the days of the actual Queen Cleopatra. No shit. Archeologist Martinez just may have found the tomb of Anthony, that dead Roman guy what sparked the assassination of Julius Caesar and Anthony was real tight with Cleopatra and Cleo had Anthony buried after he'd cacked and then she, according to popular legend and myth, bought the farm after being bitten by a poisonous snake held to her "bosom." Gosh this almost sounds like some Shakespearean play. Well and the story reads she, the archeologist lady, might just have... Martinez doesn't really have the real Cleopatra but the headline would have a reader think otherwise.
Now for some GENUINE Friday machine art.
Malibu (not anywhere near Egypt) -
classic art nude -
beauty and a mask -
keyhole -
jungle drive thru -
as an indication of genuine and for real authenticity, here's a photag of archeologist Martinez from that aforementioned "tunnel"... -
turns out Martinez is a "gold digger." that's a joke...😂
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