Two Days Left

Yes my friends there are only two yes count them two days left in February. Dang if'n February doesn't just fly by. You know like when time flies while having fun? Almost but not quite like that. So what that all means is, you only have two days left to get in on all the 'presidents day' sales. Those mattresses and recliners and big screen televisions and new samstung cell phones. All the crap that Amerika's early presidents never got the chance to spend money on. There aren't any new iphones though on account of Apple targets the release of new iphones on prime marketing days. And yes, Amazon is threatening to sue Apple for trademark infringement. You know on account of Apple's 'prime marketing' research rubbing against the Amazon trademarking any and all associative uses of the word 'prime'. Good lord we live in the days of litigious knee-jerking at every turn. Won't be long and hungry Amerikans won't be able to head to their favorite steakhouse for some 'prime' rib. Which brings up another pressing if not distressing issue which would be prime rib. I don't care for prime rib. Raw and leaking bloody mostly uncooked beef that one can only imagine must taste even worse than it looks. Prime rib looks goddamned awful. I don't want a slab of meat that's still bleeding and twitching. Give me a fully cooked cheeseburger and I'm good with that. Gonna need some fries with that as well. Oh crap I seem to have digressed like a big dog. Where were we...oh right, samstung cellphones. There are only two days left in February and that's to include shopping days so get out there and shop 'til you drop. Of course should your blood sugars get dangerously low, stop in for some bleeding prime rib and head back out there for the shopping drill. :] Now for that highly anticipated machine art and we'll skip the stuff as I probably if not quite specifically covered the stuff already.  

theoretical if not surreal bars -

blimp and/or torpedo. this is surrealism so you'll just have to take your best guess -

that's all for now. be well everyone and don't forget to mask up. the pandemic ain't over yet. The fat lady isn't about to sing. The fat lady contracted the Covid-19 and straight up cacked. :/