Yes my friends, sometimes we have to wait until the 'next day' for really important stuff to hit the headlines. Here we go with some of yesterday's best - the CDC announced their brand newest project for Amerikans. The CDC announces, proudly I should add, the official and no shit Covid-19 Pandemic Coloring Book For Children Of All Ages Without Any Vaccine Of Course. Now that should be a best seller alright. Mighty Itchy McConnell, minority party leader of the U.S. Senate, announces his intention to "acquit" the trump. Gosh, that isn't new or news. Itchy had his head surgically implanted into trump's inner rectal sanctum a couple of years back. However with the Friday announcement from Itchy, Amerika is supposed to be surprised. Anyone paying even the slightest bit of attention to trump's historical if not sad impeachment trial, won't be surprised in the least. You see, most of Amerika's senatorial "leadership" is woefully retarded and abjectly corrupt. Did you know that you can get Itchy McConnell to drool uncontrollably simply by waving a one hundred dollar bill in front of Itchy's nose? Well you can and I dare you to give the 'experiment' a go. You will be pleasantly surprised at the results. Or maybe not so much. That little trick seems to work accurately across the senatorial spectrum. That is "spectrum" and not scrotum. Anyway, the Senate is not about to convict trump. First off the goofy freaks would need to have acquired a collective spine to share amongst their ilk. Secondly, very few if any of our gloriously overly pampered Senators are in possession of anything close to real cajones. With the possible exception of that AOC lady and she works in the House of Representatives. Lemme see here, there was a third Friday surprise and I seem to have left the notion somewhere other than here. Oh well and we can save the third one for some other day. On to machine art. Any other stuff will just have to wait until I can remember what the hell it was...
surreal if not a digital sphere -
fashion model in a future tense -
just in case you hadn't noticed, tomorrow is Valentines Day. don't forget your sweetie. now that simply wouldn't be prudent.
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