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  "They" are the aliens. Space aliens and they're here already and have been for a long time. The recent number of 'rocks' crashing from outer space into homes and backyards all over everywhere underscores the frequency with which our Earth gets invaded by "things" from way out there. Beyond the known boundaries of Mother Earth and elong musk. The muskrat gets tossed into the mix on account of his littering near earth orbit with his starlink crap or whatever in hell the musk calls his garbage being launched into orbit around our Earth. Seems to me that musk should have to apply for a permit or some dang shit like that prior to his polluting our atmosphere. Anyway, the real space aliens have been trying to contact someone ... anyone ... here on terra firma that will take those alien concerns under advisement and get musk to knock his trashy behaviors off for once. Of course this is musk under ridicule here and musk thinks he's above it all. It being o...

  Well here we all are heading into the first full week of spring 2026 and hellzapoppin all over the place. Wars, rumors of wars, end times apocalypso, evangenital ecstasy is in full sway, and amerika's el jefe orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf insists that IF the Iranians don't cease and desist from whatever it is trumpf imagines the Iranians are disrespecting him, trumpf, over/about/whatever ... well, trumpf is gonna unleash bombastic bullshit like the world has never not ever seen before. Trumpf's gonna bomb Kharg Island wholly disregarding the oil's importance to the Island's infrastructure and that will in turn, bring about the end of our world as we all know it. You see there will no longer be any oil flowing from anywhere and oh damn won't that be a bitch no doubt. You see and according to trumpf, Iran is the only supplier of oil to our world and that just about says it all. Well except for ... Venezuela pumps barrels and more barrels of oil and of course tr...

  Amerika's el commandante estupido trumpf pedofile lunatic that up and started a war on Iran for no god damn reason whatsoever ... well the yid's Netanyahu told estupido to join in on the fun of dropping bombs on innocent people ... so trumpf did exactly that. Problem being that estupido didn't bother to consider consequences and that's what is plaguing our pedofile president these days and the staggering genius that he is as now trumpf is now considering "winding down war on Iran." Yep. Just like that. And now that the global system of economics and oil futures is on the skids well, trumpf is gonna wind things down. Genius sheer genius in action. I really don't think anyone would care to spend anytime inside trumpf's head ... talk about 'pit and a pendulum' no doubt. I take some liberty with Poe's epic horror yarn 'The Pit and the Pendulum'. I doubt that E.A. would mind. That would be Edgar Allen Poe for those of a lesser reading ...

  A new and previously undiscovered species of small plant eating dinosaur has recently been discovered and golly ... the little dickens is cute. Cuddly small and easy to house train. Here's a picture of the youngster ...  gosh the little guy is cute no doubt. The dino is a type of 'thesecelosaurid' a bipedal neorithischian indigenous to East Asia and North America. I thought I'd recognized junior from forays out into the Mojave on several occasions. Here I thought the coolest lizard I'd ever encountered was a desert iguana and that guy was a whopper. Not as large as a monitor lizard but pretty darn close. Monitor lizards have recently been discovered in Florida and I feel sort of bad for the monitors ... I mean Florida? Damn that has so got to suck ... Anyway now that we can all know about the 'thesecelosaured', we should probably thank the Koreans because that's where the discovery was made. Problem remains ... the Koreans ate the dang dinosaur and tha...

  Not a thing to do with Spartans (numbers for any Spartan dealy is 300) or ... you know ... anything. Another off the books war and trumpf fell quickly into the pay as you go plan for an historically iffy war on Iran. el Jefe is demanding an extra off budget books $200 billion dollars because bombing the infrastructure features in Iran is proving a bit pricey.    It's just a privilege to watch trumpf's mind at work. Quite like Buckaroo Bush's war on Afghanistan, al Qaida, and Iraq, el jefe runs out of allocated budget monies for the Dept/War. Be sure to keep all extra budgetary requests off the books. That's so no one really knows where and how that money is used. Now that's typical trumpf, the king of kings bankruptcy action. Trumpf has access to so much money the fucker can just toss money on the floor and hope that money finds itself a good place to hide ... for a little while anyway. I think I'd like just 1% of $200 billion dollars as that's $2 billion ...

  The World Baseball Classic is finished for 2026 and the winner is ... wait for it ...  Venezuela. Yep, Venezuela beat the U.S. and final score was ... 3 - 2. With Venezuela being 3 and the U.S. losers. In your face dementia j trumpf and you can suck it. The irony with this victory is strong for Venezuela. Having recently lost their nation's el jefe Nico Maduro to a rather ugly and highly illegal act of war by the U.S., well beating the United States in baseball comes with the sweet taste of yep and fuck you yanks! Or gringos or simply assholes. You see America is the owner, operator, inventor of baseball and so ... to get beaten by Venezuelans is a rather stinging slap across the old American smug face. Venezuela more than likely won't be getting their el jefe back anytime soon and I'd bet there are any number of Venezuelans that are dang happy about that. I'm under the impression that Maduro wasn't exactly an easy guy to get along with. Politically of course. Tha...

  From the Guardian comes this little nugget of journalistic surprise ... " Joe Kent, director of the National Counterterrorism Center and one time supporter of trumpf, has resigned from his post on Tuesday March 17, 2026" (up the Irish no doubt). Kent resigned his position in protest of trumpf's war on Iran. Gosh ... the Kent chap has bailed on trumpf and let the world know in no uncertain terms why he, Kent, folded his cards and went home. Wherever home may be for Kent. You see Kent in his position as director of National Counterterrorism Center, knows all the facts and figures of der pedofuhrer trumpf bombing the bejesus out of Iran. According to Kent, and Kent knows for a certainty, trumpf started the bombing of Iran for Benjamin Netanyahu and Israel. Yep another god damn Middle Eastern war for Israel. The fucking 'yids' need to be yanked up short. Yeah I know ... the term 'yids' is possibly a wee bit auntySemitic and ... so the fuck what. The Israeli ...