Tuesday, March 24, 2026

So ... They're Here Already?

 "They" are the aliens. Space aliens and they're here already and have been for a long time. The recent number of 'rocks' crashing from outer space into homes and backyards all over everywhere underscores the frequency with which our Earth gets invaded by "things" from way out there. Beyond the known boundaries of Mother Earth and elong musk. The muskrat gets tossed into the mix on account of his littering near earth orbit with his starlink crap or whatever in hell the musk calls his garbage being launched into orbit around our Earth. Seems to me that musk should have to apply for a permit or some dang shit like that prior to his polluting our atmosphere. Anyway, the real space aliens have been trying to contact someone ... anyone ... here on terra firma that will take those alien concerns under advisement and get musk to knock his trashy behaviors off for once. Of course this is musk under ridicule here and musk thinks he's above it all. It being of course any rules and/or regulations designed to compel musk to quit acting like a belligerent asshole and try to act like an almost but not quite human. So aliens have been in contact with the braintrust at the United Nations and politely asked whom might be in charge of space littering and the UN people threw up their hands in a discomforting manner and explained to the alien spokes being that there really wasn't much the U.N. could do as musk seems to live under assumed nationalities that he changes up with alarming frequency. The aliens left rather perplexed at the obvious confusion surrounding the United Nations. You see the aliens assumed that with the U.N. bearing the title of "United Nations" that meant the U.N. had some manner of control over asshats like musk. HOWEVER and seeing as how that is not the case the aliens have resorted to taking potshots at Planet Earth hoping to hit something, anything, that might be lucky enough to put musk out of the launch business for a wee while anyway. So next time you encounter some 'thing' crashing out of our close proximity heavens, be sure to duck and cover and hope the aliens targeting apparatus is getting more refined with some measure of accuracy and they are getting a bit better as the latest 'incident" had Houston, Texas square in their sights and that's dang close to where NASA and musk's space chex bullshit is located. Musk's got him a launch pad and all sorts of shit like that there. Anyway, the aliens are left with another miss is good as a mile and they'll more than likely keep at it until and when they can punch musk's launch ticket with a direct hit. The aliens did manage to hit a Houston resident's home so there is that ... closer ... closer ... Now for Tuesday machine art. 

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I thought it rather polite of the aliens to make inquiries prior to launching space balls at our planet. I found it rude that the u.n. couldn't do more than occupy space. earth space ... 😐


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