Stomach Vibrator?

 Are you in need of losing a little weight? Are you in need of losing a lot of weight? Can't get your pants to button? Zipper won't ... won't zip? If you happen to be one of the male species closely related to the human kind, have you lost sight of your penis? Well if you've responded yes to any one of the aforementioned problemos medical science just might have found the remedy you need. A vibrator for your stomach. That's right, a vibrator for you enlarging stomach. All you'll need do is a) - get in touch with the medical science kids at Harvard University and/or MIT (MIT would be Massachusetts Institute of Technology), b) - commit yourself to some questionable surgery at the aforementioned brainiac collectives and c) - have your head examined for being a lazy fat ass that hasn't the wherewithal to back away from a food trough. This wondrously ingenious stomach vibrator gets surgically implanted inside the stomach, the stomach digestive juice dissolves some kind of dang shield that the vibrator is encased in, and then the vibrator swings into action and tickles your stomach into informing your brain that yes indeed the stomach is full and you might want to quit eating. The vibrator pill comes equipped with the vibrator mechanism, a battery to power the vibrator mechanism, is good for approximately 38 minutes and then, in theory anyway, follow down the old digestive track and exit out your poop chute. The wonders of modern medicine no doubt. I would have some concerns over any number of ancillary issues that would come with a stomach vibrator pill and those concerns would be the surgery necessary for insertion of the vibrator, the vibrator's effects on the human digestive system with batteries and dissolving coverings, and the entire ejection process for exiting the human digestive track upon conclusion of having the stomach vibrated. So what happens if the dang thing gets stuck? What happens if the vibrator starts to leak battery charging juice into the human blood stream. Because that's where the digested food goes upon conclusion of a meal. Any number of issues can be checked over and should get checked over and considered seriously prior to committing to a stomach vibrator. I'm of the opinion that simply putting a fork down and backing slowly away from a dinner table is more than likely safer and more effective than all the bullshit one would have to contend with using a "stomach vibrator." What manner of hell won't the medical whiz kids come up with next ... Saturday machine art is up right about now.

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there are probably more useful and effective uses for a vibrator and a stomach vibrator is not one of those effective uses. 😏

T'was The Friday Before Xmas

 T'was the Friday before Xmas and all through the land, mother was freaking out and dad was on the lam. Lam as used is the second usage listed in dictionary. Anyway, Friday will be a joy for retailers, a nightmare for Homeland Security, panic mode for parents that have waited until the very last minute, and more than likely a travel driving sensation. Personally, I'm not about to go anywhere that I absolutely do not have to go. Or visit. Or crap like that there. If people need to fly home for Xmas, well, good luck with that. Driving home for Xmas will be a joyous event behind the wheel. Or maybe not. If you've happened to overdose your credit card, fear not, the credit extending vultures will be more than happy to extend your credit for just a snidge longer. Heck, the statements won't come along before January 2024 so get out there and knock yourselves out. Rudy Giuliani just filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy and if that asshole can file a Chapter 11 for being fined and made to fork over about $150 million dollars, you can follow the example of Mr. Mayor and bankrupt the shit out of your homeworld. Oh won't the 2024 election cycle by one for the ages. So as we slither our way into the High Wholly Days of Xmas followed by New Year 2024, remember that nuclear war is only a pushed button away. Happy Holidays everyone and let's get started with some Friday machine art.

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if the batman's joker can dance and smile the night away ... can't we all just do the same? 😐

Dark Secrets Matter? ... Dark Matter Secrets ...

 The secret can now be revealed, 'dark matter is hiding secrets'. Golly, did not see that coming. You know and on account of ... it was secret. Well now the cat or secret if you'd like, is out the dang bag and the scientific whiz kids are crowing as if their news were exciting and/or relevant. To anything pertinent in the daily lives of we usually out of the loop people. We regular fold that matter not a whit except when it comes time to pay taxes or gawk with mouths open wide and drooling as the science people "reveal important scientific discoveries" that do not and will not apply to any of we little nobody people. So gits ready kids to be shocked beyond the reaches of shock-dom ... the secret that 'dark matter' has been hiding low these millions of millennia, are you ready? Alrighty then here it is in hi-def 3D animatronic synthesized glory - the "eye of god." please to see the image inset -

So there you have it and the whizzish brainiac types that bring you stuff that might knock your socks off and leave the viewer almost breathless. A true and for reals 'dark matter secret' that is just now making the rounds in and around scientific circles. Please to note that the science guys (and gals) did not by design and wishing to avoid controversy, state categorically which of our Planets truly faithful might be able to claim ownership of this "eye of god" image. I seem to remember from my theology studies that some Moses guy warned the Hebrews about worship of images. (actually the "issue" was over an idol) That episode churned up a tabloid load of "issues" back then and continues to this very day. Yes, once upon a time I studied for the "ministry" and damn if that adventure didn't turn into one of the darker matters of my episodic existence. Not really important to this here screed and therefore the telling is mere filler. Now for Thursday machine art.

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I can't for the life of me figure out why in hell the science folk get all riled up over crap that can't be proven. not scientifically and not yet. maybe in some future time frame where technology has caught up with the pedantic bullshit the crazy ass science kids are enamored with at present. hmmm ... I suppose that might leave me as 'aunty semantic'. get it? aunty semantic as anti-semantic? yeah, mostly lame and I admit that freely. 😐

His Ending Begins

 Dementia J. Trump (thanks to Keith Olbermann) gets to see the beginning of his end. Tuesday marked a change in the political landscape of America as Colorado's Supreme Court has ruled that trump is ineligible to be on Colorado's presidential ballot come November 2024 and the Colorado Supremes used the Constitution's insurrection clause to put the Colorado seal of disapproval on trump fascinations of being president once again. It is a rather ominous start for kingdom trump. Hang in there chump ... shit's gonna get some traction now. Election cycle 2024 will be one for the record books. This ride is gonna get bumpy so hang on to your butts everyone. Now cue the camel and let's get on with Wednesday machine art. Oh yeah ...

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I'm willing to bet that trump did not see the ruling from Colorado Supremes coming and I'm also willing to bet that the atmosphere in and around Mar - A - Lago is tension boiling over. does trump still have the melanoma bitch to punch around? 😏

Somewhere Over Somewhere

 Somewhere in our world there must be some good news to be had. Read. Enjoyed for the simple reason that the news from somewhere is positive. Uplifting. Not war. Not atrocity. Not mindless obedience to some murderous "god" or 'supreme being' or whatever in hell passes for worthy of worship in these our truly troublesome times. Somewhere ... maybe ... there might be ... some ... HOWEVER you read the news or listen to the talking meat puppets on the telly and nope, ain't about none to  be found. Anywhere. Damn depressing I must say. Not even America's flatlined President Joe can manage any good news. Oh well ... maybe next year which just so happens to be right around the bending end of 2023. Yes my friends 2024 is just two weeks in future. Getting close so ... how about we plunge right into Tuesday machine art and put all your worries in an old brown bag and dance like a deranged chicken all happy with the promise of new shit to worry about. 

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so with a new year being a mere two weeks off, well, that means that Xmas is next week. yup, next monday is the big day so there's only six more shopping days until. you know ... Xmas. good luck kids get out there and shop like you mean it. 😐

Is That What's Wrong With White People?

 A nicely quiet Sunday afternoon with enchiladas cooking in the oven and the television is on. So comes a pharma commercial and doing the voice work is god ahmighty and that voice would be the voice of Morgan Freeman. Mr. Freeman is god after all. Anyway, 'god' is informing anyone listening about this newly approved (maybe newly approved as I'd not heard about this medication) pharmaceutical wonder drug for treating vitiligo. Also a disorder I'd not heard of prior to Sunday. Long prattle short, vitiligo is a disease that affects skin pigmentation OR the lack of skin pigmentation. Golly, who knew? Well I'd bet the folks affected with vitiligo know about the disorder. So being a rather curious sort of guy ... nosy?, I google up what vitiligo may in fact be and yup, skin discoloration or lack of pigmentation. Golly once again, who knew. Not me obviously. So I ask the wife about vitiligo and she informs me that yes the disorder affects skin pigmentation. So I have the curiosity settled by Google AND my wife. My wife happens to be retired health care professional. Almost a doctor and how about that. The wife is a clinical laboratory scientist retired of course. Me too, just not the same as my wife. Anyway, I inform the wife in a questioning profile, "so that might be what's wrong with white people?" You know, a lack of skin pigmentation. White folk are generally lacking in skin colorization. Why else would white people burn like toast that's stuck in a toaster after being out in the sun for any length of time. My wife being the more practical of the two of us, smiles politely at my feeble attempt at comedy and suggests that is not the case and the disease is to be taken seriously. Really? Seriously? Yup ... seriously. Well then ... never mind. I shouldn't be poking fun at a skin condition that is unsettling any number of people in our suffering no end world. HOWEVER ... for those suffering with vitiligo, god itself is on the job and at the very least is making bank on a treatment for the disorder. Golly, who knew. Now to start the new week off ... here comes the Monday machine art.

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I've just about always envied people of color. they've color in the skin and their colorization certainly looks infinitely better than the pasty skin white crap that 'we fair skinned folk' have had to put up with since cave people lost all that cro-magnon fur. hair? white people have been genetically ganked no doubt. 😐

Now That's Entertainment?

 Happening in Gaza as Palestinians are systematically being murdered by IDF butchers, the ever so brutal IDF is now killing Israeli hostages that were being held by those notoriously icky Hamas "terrorists." Oh this little blurb is true as true as the sun shall rise in the morning. The IDF is acronym for 'Israeli Defense Forces' and these fuckers are bloodthirsty and brutishly cruel. The king of Israel and that would be Binyamin Netanyahu, has vowed to exterminate not only those icky and extremely despised Hamas "terrorists" but Netanyahu has vowed to exterminate ALL Palestinians. Netanyahu is doing exactly as Bibi told everyone he would do and that's to include President Joe 'flatline' Biden. The good old U.S. of A. is supplying the Israelis all the weapons of mass destruction they need to finish off Hamas and all Palestinians. It is extremely frustrating to attempt to reason with Biden as Biden has sworn and pledged "allegiance" to the nation of Israel and that is that. The IDF is murdering under the "official seal of approval from god" so if you speak up for Palestinians, well, you are on the "wrong side of history." Personally I think that manner of logic is bullshit on a silver platter and I informed President 'flatline' Biden exactly that. I'm extremely troubled by Israel's bloodlust and that bloodlust has taken a stranglehold on the kids of the IDF and they are straight up vampiric in their slaughter of Palestinians, Israeli hostages, and the demolition of Palestinian buildings and schools and hospitals and holy shit, this is war criminally disturbing. Bottom line here would be President 'flatline' is now facing a LBJ moment and Biden surely can read the writing on an American wall. You fucked up large Mr. President and now that you've armed the Netanyahu genie and gave him carte blanche to blast out of that Israeli bottle, there's no turning back. Not now, the damage or should that read carnage, is on nonstop. Mr. 'flatline' you are no longer worthy of being America's President so do the LBJ thing and forget about a second term. You only have yourself and Binyamin Netanyahu to thank. Now for some sabbath day machine art. It would seem that the entire notion of a 'god of Israel" is screaming insanity and goddamn merciless. Now would not be a good time to visit the "wholly land" and that is absolute fact.

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dang if'n we're not living through some really freaking insane times. our Planet is on the verge of a colossal and Planet wide nervous breakdown. the 'law and order' premise is shown to be garbage and that's to include local and international means of civility. 😐

Get A Bigger Hammer

 The whiz-kids at NASA still can't get the asteroid sample container open. The "container" all the way back from asteroid Bennu (I got it right on the my first shot), is giving the NASA folks fits. Fits of "why won't this goddamned thing open!" You'd think that the NASA people would have engineered the 'sample container' for easy opening upon return to Earth. But no and that is sort of stereotypical for NASA. I offered my advice when the "issue" first reared its ugly if not puzzling head back when the aberration was first announced. You see this is high-end engineering and therefore a high-end adjective is necessary rather than sounding unprofessional and admitting upfront that the whiz-kids fucked up. Anyway and being a lifelong fan of NASA, I once again offered them my advice ... GET A BIGGER HAMMER! Judas Priest guys, this is not that hard. All the way out to asteroid Bennu and back and all those high-end very high priced asteroid bits are sitting there without ability to gain an access. That's kinda silly there guys/gals. So how much more is NASA going to need to re-invent the hammer? There has got to be an Ace Hardware close to where the kids are trying, to no avail, to get inside their "asteroid container." Ace has a dandy selection of hammers and some of those hammers are even electric and come equipped with one of those spiffy lithium ion batteries that can be recharged so you'll only have to purchase the first one. Now for Saturday machine art and all I needed was some really keen artificial intelligent software. I do however own several really nice hammers and NASA can borrow one if necessary.

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it only cost NASA $1.16 billion dollars and that is American taxpayer money, to get out to asteroid Bennu and then back with the asteroid bits and pieces. NASA can't get the danged asteroid bits out of the thingy sent out there and back and so NASA will redesign a "tool" to do the job. NASA would not comment on how much more it might cost to get the dang shit out the space jar. by the way, the billionaire boys club (think Musk, Gates, Bezos) will NOT foot the costs to purchase a gosh darned space hammer. damn does that suck or what. 😐

A Beauty Day ... Eh?!?

 Thursday December 14, 2023 ... a dang fine beauty of a day. Clear blue skies, mild ambient air temperature, no wind, and the ancient heart of the Mojave Desert. A dang fine beauty of a day. Quiet and the kind of quiet you can only find IF you're a long way from civilization. I was able to walk in silence with the ancients whispering ancient tales of long ago. Magic ... Mojave magic. We found an ancient site where the knappers were making spear points and arrow heads. Flakes and pieces of flint of the finest order. Rule of thumb when stumbling onto a site such as the one we found, look DO NOT TOUCH ... EVER! I learned an incredibly important lesson about the 'look do not touch' rule and this was some years back. A long time back. I found a knapping site and figured I found the artifacts so they were mine to take home. WRONG! Oh so ever wrong. About a year after finding the artifacts, we returned to the site of the original find and we were punished viciously by the ancients. Wind, gale force winds with driving rain that poured down on my wife and I sideways. We were caught out in the open and by the time we managed to get back to our campsite, well, we were both soaked to the bone and the wind only amplified the cold we were caught in. I knew instinctively why this had happened and I knew what I had to do to placate the ancients and the spirits that dwell in such places as the Mojave that have been home and shelter to the ancients for millennia. Needless to say it is NOT a wise move to piss off the ancients. We lost a tent, Coleman stove that the wind picked up and tossed about 50 yards and trashed, one sleeping bag, and no way to prepare a meal that was even almost lukewarm. The very next year we returned to the site and I returned every last bird bone and shard I had plundered two years back and I included an offering to make amends. I made peace with the ancients and never ever pulled a stunt like the one where I had run afoul of the spirits of the sacred sites. If you walk in silence out in the Mojave and turn off all the dumb ass distractions that plague the postmodern human, you'll be able to hear the soft whisperings of the Ancients. Walk in silence with humility and respect for the desert. A beauty day ... no doubt. Now for Friday machine art.

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only ten days until the Xmas greed-fest. ten days will fly by in an almost blink of the human eye. 😏