Melania & Her Humanoid Sex Toy

 Yes kids you read that right. Worst Lady Melania Trumpf introduced her new humanoid sex toy at an 'official' White House soiree and gathering that hopes to help school children learn robotics and sciencey stuff like that there. I'm assuming here that there will be NO enticement to school children and sex toys. HOWEVER the worst lady gets frequent mention in those notorious "Epstein Files" so it is entirely possible that trumpf's showcasing of humanoid sex toys is to include children. I'm thinking the bullshit such as that just might qualify for a DoJ investigation but that would have to have fallen on times when AG Bondi wasn't at the controls of DoJ. In addition, a humanoid sex toy is quite likely really freaking pricey. I mean pricey like only the mega-wealthy billionaires can afford. That manner of pricey. Hell the worst lady has a $60 million dollar slush fund set up for the cow by the Amazon's Bozo owner/operator. Yep, ms trumpf could certainly afford a sex toy like the humanoid she introduced at the White House. I have to wonder if that $60 million dollar largesse from the Bozo is considered taxable income ... possibly not, this is one of the trumpf family crime syndicate being shredded here so ... no worries eh ... ? Oh drats I almost forgot the photo of melania and her new toy ... 

So the humanoid has a built in compartment for it's rather select array of implements for the sexual gratification deal AND the noid has been fully programmed with all the chapters and verses of the Kama Sutra so the noid is all set to give the trumpf a run for her ample supply of funds. I'm thinking that there might not be any need to have a look see at the lifestyles of the uber wealthy and politically connected. Connected to a sex toy ... that is. Fucking creepy shit there boy ... Now for Friday machine art. 

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so if and when the worst lady is set for stepping up to the big leagues ... there's Gort that famously bad ass robot from 'the day the earth stood still' ... great movie ... the first one from back in the day and the remake with keanu ... oh yeah first rate and gets two thumbs up for each ... so that makes four thumbs up ... 😏