Yes friends today is the big day. The final round of the Phoenix Open is today. A day of days and days in the making. The PGA's WM Phoenix Open will play their final round today and a winner and possibly new champion of the Open will be crowned and thank goodness there is at least one palatable televised event to watch. Also there is the 2026 Winter Olympics but really who cares. I've not watched olympics anything for years. Back in the day and really far back in the day the olympics both summer and winter games were fun to watch and cheer on the skiers and ski jumpers and there was NOT one article posted that covered men ski jumpers injecting some manner of performance enhancing goo into their penises. Yep and evidently men ski jumpers are injecting a substance into their wangers and why in hell ANYONE would be stupid enough to inject the male penis with a foreign substance is beyond the ken of postmodern understanding. Off hand, I'm of the opinion that the entire report is bullshit. Straight up nonsensical bullshit. However and since I do not follow olympic nonsense, whatever men are injecting into their pee-pees is entirely up to them and there you go. I couldn't care less about how patently stupid the reporting might be. I had the scare of my life back in the day when I contracted an STD. Yep. I was fooling around, didn't follow rule number one when having unprotected and promiscuous sex and I was plagued with "scabies." At first I thought I'd contracted the clap. So after noticing I was growing mysterious thingies on my unit, I headed straight to the local clinic and a very nice and understanding doctor listened to my story and then informed me that as STD's were a public health issue ... well ... the good doctor was required to ask me a number of pertinent questions about who or whom I'd had unprotected sex with AND the really unpleasant part was the doctor telling me he had to take "specimens" from my sex organ and after a brief moment with doctor being out of the exam room, he came back and jammed a swab dealy down my penis. Holy shit talk about pain that I'd previously NEVER encountered in my hounding days of being a player. Searing flaming excruciating pain and the pain took my mind off the embarrassment of having to inform the doc about all the women I'd had sex with in the last six months. Names and possible addresses with phone numbers please. I never heard from several of the women I'd had to out to the doctor, ever again. Go figure. So remember kids and especially all you young stallions ... cover your rig. People that you are close to and especially those of the female persuasion will thank you kindly. Well and of course single gender sexuality. Anyway ... men are injected some formulaic bullshit into the wangers? ... I'm gonna have to call bullshit on the report. Any ski jumper braindead enough to fall for a gag like that ... well ... good luck junior ... you are seriously going to need what little luck you might find along a painful path to becoming a eunuch. On that note and with not so much more to screed about in a painfully embarrassing moment in my personal sojourn through postmodern existential being ... there are reasons why I don't bother watching olympics or NFL footbowl super whatevers but I do watch the occasional golf dealy ... golf has those lovely locales that seem ever so enticing to anyone watching. Now for your Sunday viewing enjoyment ... painful chapters of my embarrassing quite stupidly loose living days and of course ... digital art.
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I've also given up on MLBaseball ... I grew up in the days of Mickey Mantle, Yogi Berra, Yankees, Dodgers, Giants, Sandy Koufax so ... today's game is ruined as are all professional sports by greed and the corporate mentality requiring money IS the bottom line ... Stone Cold will agree and say so ... 😐
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