The Kid Is/Was Hybrid ... ?

 A child's fossilized bones dating back 140,000 years have been proved to be ... wait for it ... a "human neanderthal hybrid child" and anthropologists are simply giddy with excitement. The fossilized bones were "discovered in Skhul Cave on Mount Carmel" and that's in Israel so ... there's probably no cause to doubt "scientific conclusions." Yep and sure sure ... no doubt whatsoever. On an ancillary note an Israeli government spokesperson insists that Israel is NOT committing genocide nor ethnic cleansing of Palestinians from Gaza. Yep and sure sure. So back to fossil child. The science team is working on PARTIAL remains of a skull cap and that is for the most part all they've got to work with. So and in quasi-scientific journal-speak, the anthropologists are making shit up as they process really freaking ancient bones and ONLY a partial skull. However and in defense of a bullshit dripping account of science making shit up as only science can do ... a partial skull is, evidently, more than enough to back their claims as authentic. Yep and sure sure. 

In a nutshell - "a sophisticated examination revealed that while the child's skull resembles homo sapiens (not homosexuals for god sake's) in overall shape, particularly in the curvature of the skull vault, it possesses distinctively neanderthal features including intracranial blood supply system, lower jaw structure, and inner ear anatomy. This "remarkable" combination provides the earliest fossil evidence of biological and social relations between these two human populations. Nutshell concludes." - extract from some 'making shit up' science journal

So there you go ... sophisticated examinations that prove not really much more than the scientific modality for grabbing straws and weaving those straws into ... wait for it again ... gold. Now for Tuesday machine art. The science kids crack me up and they try so gosh darn hard to remain ... relevant. 

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I suppose the anthropologists figure they know what they're doing. I have some doubts as the kids do tend to make some truly exaggerated claims with very little actual evidence to back up their fantastic claims. keep going guys you'll figure it out sooner or later with later being the in fact operative here. 😏

Lifestyles Of The Overtly Annoying

 Hunter Fieri and a woman name of Tara Bernstein were married Saturday August 30, 2025 at the family estate of Guy Fieri and lah dee dah if this ain't some upscale swanky dang filler that passes as "news" for our current times of daft bullshit and irrelevance like you might never believe. However ... this is sadly ... for reals and here come some details in a nutshell. Hunter Fieri is a son of Guy Fieri the 'Diners, Drive Ins, and Dives' host (?) yeah let's refer to Guy as "host." The Fieri thing is on the Food Channel or Food Network or Grub As You Are Network or some goofy shit sort of name something or other. Anyway the happy couple met at a Super Footbowl Game in Arizona and doesn't just figure. The couple met at the game and dated up until the Fieri kid popped the question during a Thanksgiving Day food fight at the Guy Fieri super splendiferous 'estate ranching compound' somewhere in Sonoma County, California and quite near Santa Rosa, California, and the Fieri estate ranch winery restaurant is appropriately named Hunt Ryde Ranch and isn't that about lah dee dah. So 350 people were invited and actually took the opportunity to stay at the Fieri Ranch/Estate/Whatever and wedding that was hosted by the Guy himself and there were luxury tents and luxury trailers set up on location to accommodate the upper crust or "upscale country" and golly ... isn't that just cute or what. It is therefore perfectly fine at present to gag, choke, outright vomit, and you'll not be hissed at for doing just that. "Upscale country" is simply condescending like nobody's business and merely highlights the fact that Fieri's ego is on the waxing side of soon to be waning. Happens to all those upper crust fucks and puts the emphasis on the notion of 'easy come easy go'. Finally, the kid does bullshit with daddy, new wifey is a "professional pickleball player" and holy jesus holy jesus if all this isn't about nauseatingly trite and useless as teats on a boar hog that will meet an end at Fieri's Diner @ the Santa Rosa Outback. There you go, news and possibly important news surpassed only by the death of dementia j. trumpf and the near fatal car accident of rudi giuliani in New Hampshire. Fucking Fieri is annoying and I'll give him that. Now for Monday machine art. Go out and get yourself a cheeseburger however you'll not want to get that cheeseburger from anyplace run by Fieri. You'd need to take out a second mortgage to get that with fries. 

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golly ... the image (country) posted back up a click or so could easily be the Hunt Ryde Ranch, Llc. owner/operator Guy Fieri ... 😏