Golf Hooligans

 Professional golf took one to the eye as the weekend Ryder Cup tourney finished off dignified professional golf, the era of drunken abusive golf tourneys will take center stage and drop any pretense of being civilized. The Ryder Cup had its beginnings way back in the early days of professional gold and that was in the 1920's. Then the seventies happened and televised golf came into its own which was largely due to Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus. Not just the two of the very best players in the world but certainly the eye of professional golfs hurricane. Metaphor. So the Ryder Cup happens every two years, biennially, and this year was one for the books. History books maybe but books of ill mannered poor sportsmanship to be certain. The Ryder Cup got off to a crap start when amerika's boy king orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf showed up on Friday afternoon of the foursomes round and the proverbial ugly shit hit the fan. With trumpf showing up you just had to know that things would get ugly and quickly. The U.S. team was getting their golf asses handed back to them by the Europeans led by Rory McIlroy and McIlroy led the Europeans quite deftly. The amerikan spectators could sense the impending doom and took to being drunk and disorderly. So drunk and disorderly that squads of New York State Police had to do security details for European golfers AND those golfers wives and people attending to the Europeans golfing needs. The Europeans didn't need any help with their golf. Rude fans were ejected from the tourney and one asshole tossed a beer can at Rory McIlroy's wife and she was hit. Yep ... class real professional class. Or maybe not so much. Now retired master professional golfer Tom Watson issued a very public statement apologizing to the Europeans and golf fans the world over for the crass behavior of the now infamous golf hooligans. The ugly bullshit will certainly be remembered when the next Ryder Cup is held and that will be in Europe in 2027. The Amerikans can expect a genuine and for real hooligan welcome as the Europeans are well versed in hooliganism. The Euros cut their hooligan teeth at soccer. The real football and not the bullshit America style footbowl. An old adage goes, payback can be a real bitch. No doubt. 

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the image back up a click or so is a selfie I took some months back ... it just felt like the right time to post it ...😏 (the image titled 'libral')

Just In Time

 Just in time for Mormon General Conference, which just so happens to be next weekend the first weekend in October, the Mormon profit died. Mr. Profit was old and I mean really freaking old. Possibly the oldest Mormon profit ... ever. Profit was 101 and that's pretty dang old. So on an ugly note, a Mormon Church Sunday meet and greet was met with a shooter that rammed the Mormon Church in Grand Blanc, Michigan and shooter came out of his wrecked truck shooting whomever was met and reports indicate 1 dead and a number of Mormons wounded and their meeting house which the Mormons call a "ward", was burned to the ground. Gosh if'n that ain't about some bad juju no doubt. So police reports indicate that "searchers are combing through the rubble of the burned to the ground 'ward' house where officials might find additional victims dead because of the fire. The shooter was also responsible for torching the 'ward' house. Shooter suspect was "neutralized" by police and the report does NOT indicate whether the shooter was killed on site or merely, "neutralized." Whatever that might mean. Details were just a bit sparse. So it's just another gun play day in Amerika with body counts and victims. Oh yes and by the way ... shooter was using an AR-15 with the ever so popular bumpstock attachment thingy that leaves an AR -15 an automatic rifle. Isn't that just special ... ? well of course that's special. Extra special with body bags for victims. Amerika seems incapable of learning the lesson. You know ... about guns and bloody fucking violence on INNOCENTS!!! Now for Monday machine art.

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so and since amerika's orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf has declared war on Portland, Oregon ... the city is in need of body bags, medical trauma gear, food, water (there is the Columbia River runs directly through Portland but that doesn't count as acceptable), and donations of any amount. cashier's checks and credit cards are welcome of course. send that stuff to -

Portland, Oregon Mayor's Office

1221 SW 4th Avenue, Suite 340

Portland, OR 97204

any help whatsoever will be greatly appreciated. thank you for your attention in this urgent matter ... 😏

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United Nations Comedy Central

The General Assembly of the United Nations turned into the United Nations Comedy Central this past week. The last week in September every year is when all the heads of state from nations across our Planet gather in New York City for the G A. Most heads of state are welcomed to New York City where the headquarters of the U N are located. I could not tell you why New York is where the U N headquarters is located. Probably something to do with World War II but I'm not certain of that and I've never bothered to question the U N headquarters location until this year. The President of the Palestinian State of the West Bank and Gaza was refused entry into the United States on account of orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf pitching an Israeli goaded fit about Palestinians. The President of Venezuela was not invited to the G A on account of orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf likes killing Venezuelan sailors in fishing boats. You see those icky darn and now dead Venezuelan sailors were catching fish to load those fish with dangerous and cartel manufactured illegal narcotics that are fed to a narcotics starved world and Amerika's pedofuhrer trumpf is pissed that he, orange adolf, doesn't get a cut of the illegal narcotics market. Which just so happens to be quite lucrative. You didn't think that trumpf would be killing Venezuelan sailors just for kicks now do you ... Anyway, orange adolf gave an embarrassing speech at the United Nations that was so unhinged and borderline psychotic that many members of the U N thought that trumpf was just fooling around and were diplomatically shocked to learn that the orange adolf was being dead damn serious. Then came Binyamin Netanyahu to cap off a diplomatically stellar week of diplomatic bullshit that for the most part is ignored by most of the nations that comprise the United Nations. Anyway, Netanyahu told a rather sparse audience at the General Assembly, with a fair number of delegates attending choosing to get up and walk out on Netanyahu. Not to be unexpected. Bibi is not welcome at the United Nations on account of the Israeli naked war of aggression and genocide/holocaust being waged on the West Bank and Gaza. Israel with Netanyahu in charge has violated all seven of the Geneva Conventions and that is a not so popular trick. I suppose war criminals have always been welcome at the United Nations however, Xi of China and Putin of the Russian Federation were conspicuous in their absence. Golly, why might that be ... ? Ah well and so it goes. Now for Sunday machine art.

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that orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf wasn't laughed off the stage by the diplomats in attendance was surprising. giving the unhinged nature of the trumpf's screed, well, any number of the attendees could be applauded for their poise and decorum. the idiot speech was probably the single most insane drivel given at the U N since the time of Libya's crazy ass Muammar al-Gaddafi and that fool was world class nuts. 😏

Well Why Not ...

 The Department of Justice has issued an indictment of former director of the FBI and that would be one James Comey. Go figure. I've followed James Comey's legal and political career for some years now and I can't for the life of me figure out what Comey may have done other than get under der orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf's really thin skin. Annoying trumpf is hardly grounds for a federal indictment. At least I would think so. I try my very best to annoy the fuck out of der pedofuhrer and so far I've been damn lucky to not have been indicted. I am certainly NOT trying to invite an indictment. First off I most certainly could not afford any sort of 'legal team' to free my ass out from under a federal indictment. I do know a little about indictments and one really should try to avoid the damn things like you'd avoid the plague. At my advanced stage of life, a federal indictment would guarantee my number would be up. I really would not like to die in jail or prison or an ICE detention gulag or whatever the Bondi/Noem/Homan trifecta of human vitriol has ginned up. Shit ... back in the day people thought the Guantanamo Cuba dealy was government run fucking amok. Throw in some Abu Ghraib in Iraq and these United States of America was sure as hell a lawless horror and then some. Camp Delta X-Ray Delta Quadrant Cuba is STILL to this day holding men that have never been charged with any crime. That my friends is wholly beyond the Geneva Conventions of which there are 7 Geneva Conventions. 4 "core conventions" and 3 additional "protocols" to cover just about everything gone wrong with our postmodern times. Turns out the Geneva Conventions are not worth much more than the digital paper the fool things were scribbled on. Oh well ... I suppose humanity had a good run up until about 25 years ago or so or some shit like that there. The Geneva Conventions were bullshit shortly after the fool things were ginned up in the first place. Now for some Saturday machine art. 

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alas poor yorick I knew him not at all but I do have his skull ... I bought it at an elizabethan flea market ... 😏

Post Prosaic Break Over

 It's over ... my soiree into past rhymes that really had no specific postmodern touchstone and so it goes. An acclaimed journalist and really smart woman, Linda Ellerbee, used the "so it goes" line as her ending for the conclusion to whatever it was she might be reporting on. I admired the woman greatly. Smart and not afraid to tell it like she saw it with the added bonus that you could trust whatever it was she would be reporting on. By today's postmodern standards (?) Ellerbee would eat these air headed poltroons for breakfast. Well ... you know ... IF Ellerbee had ever been into cannibalism. Which I am most certain she never was. Or would be ... Linda Ellerbee along with Gwen Ifill, Martha Raddatz, and Christiane Amanpour to name just a few that merit mention. Most of today's female talking heads are no more than prattling readers that can read lines off of a teleprompter and not much beyond that. Today's female journalists seem to rarely do any actual investigative work and that's more the pity. Having grown up around prominent journalists both print and television, todays clown car filled to overflowing with prattling Barbie poseurs is comical at best and mostly not worth the time wasted trying to pry actual meaning out of reporting. Yep we are living in a vast wasteland of ignorance that passes itself off as relevance. Now for Friday machine art. 

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this just in to the newsroom ... congress has just declared October as 'national antifa month' ... go figure 😏

Just Not ... Not Just

 

just not ... not just -

so we hold these truths

to be self evident

all men are created

though not equal

not just anyone

is allowed

to be upper crust

that men are endowed with

certain inalienable rights

though those rights vary

across the board and

across the classes

that life liberty and

the pursuit of happiness

applies for some

but not

just anyone

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amerika's orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf embarrassed the shit out of himself AND amerika on Tuesday at the united nations. it was trumpf being himself and that is all our world can expect even when on the "official stage." the buffoon made this speech truly hard to watch or listen to ... 😐

Weighted Down

 

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in the little book of

wow-kah-ching

reads a barely understandable parable

and it goes something like this ...

"be not weighted down with money

give it all to me

and be free

and your soul will see

the rightness of this virtue

and you soul will see

it is not too heavy

to transcend these earthly chains and

raise itself without much pain

unto heaven"

and the author never once addresses

what he does

with the money

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I suppose that my prose needed to age for awhile ... reading the work these days seems almost prescient ... 😎