Wack That PeePee

 The State of Florida is in the legislative process of passing into Florida law a bill that will prohibit anyone under the age of sixteen from having, holding, using any device that grants access to social media platforms. This legally historic piece of restrictive legislation passed the Florida House with a bipartisan vote of head-up-ass politicians and now moves to the Florida Senate where passage is a surefire bet on passing then heading to the desk of Florida Governor Ronny 'boy' DeSatan. The bill also includes legally prescribed punishments for anyone caught having, holding, using any device that allows access to social media platforms by those under sixteen years of age that will include suspension from school, suspension from social clubs, disallowing use of school restrooms, attending any and all social interaction type boy/girl soirees, culture clubs, denial of access to school lockers, AND a really sharp wack on the offenders peepee. Dang if'n that don't seem a mite harsh. Extreme? Puritanical? And an answer would be hell yes. It seems that the State of Florida is hellbent on disallowing their children under sixteen years of age from experiencing our world and insures that Florida children will enter adulthood fully incapable of understanding what the hell is going on ... anywhere. Political rumors from Florida have leaked into outer social world above and beyond Florida, insisting that Florida Governor Ronny 'boy' DeSatan is ready to ejaculate all over the 'can't do that' legislation and DeSatan will take full political credit for getting this politically regressive piece of legislative comedy passed into Florida law. I did not think there was ANY state in the American Union that could be more primitive and puritanically than the State of Utah. I was wrong. The Florida state motto is after all ... 'non compos mentos'. Now for Friday machine art.

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I've come to expect not much from America's elected politicians. they are for the most part corrupt, ignorant, ineffective, liars, recidivists, and woefully retarded. it therefore falls to the electorate to remedy political shortcomings in our rapidly failing nation. 😐