Friday As Figurative Theorem

 "An ineffable dimensionality could be tantamount to quadratic ineffability."

Wow is that deep or what. Yes my friends it's Friday and at this point in space/time history, it looks as if there might just be a crisp and smoke free day of clean air to breathe in. The gathering gloom will, possibly, return this afternoon. That of course would happen later on and not quite yet. Possibly. 

So it would be fair to posit that we are living through some damn squeamish times. Wildfires, pandemic plagues, raucous political bullshit, and the peasants are really REALLY unhappy. Today's news made mention that sequoia trees are burning in Sequoia National Park. Sequoias are gigantic redwood trees found just about nowhere else on Planet Earth. Oh yes and by the way, Sequoia National Park is in California. California is burning from its northern top to its la la lifestyle southern end. You know where San Diego meets Tijuana? Tijuana is in Mexico. San Diego is in California. Well...duh. It might be fair to conclude that California is witnessing a fiery apocalypso end times sort of scenario AND that fiery apocalypso end times thingy will inevitably burn eastward. A fiery apocalypso wouldn't take very long to burn through Nevada. There's not much in Nevada to offer up any resistance to a fiery apocalypso. Basically, Nevada is the basin and range part of our America and that transitions into Utah and once again, there's not much in the way of resistance in Utah. Utah is also for the most part, basin and range geography. Well up to and until one smacks into the Wasatch Range which just so happens to be the geographic spine of Utah. And on a political note, the Wasatch Range is also why Utah politicians have no spine. They really don't need a spine as Utah has the Wasatch Range which as already mentioned is the geographic spine of Utah. Have a look at Utah Governor Spencer Cox for the powerpoint presentation on how to stand erect while missing a spine. Moving eastward from Utah, you'll run into the Rocky Mountains which just so happen to range from the Canadian north to the Mexican south. An apocalyptic firestorm should be slowed down, at least in some small part, due to the Rockies. But the Rocky Mountains are just as drought stricken as the entire western U.S. and there's not really much in the way of an apocalyptic wildfire storm other than physical elevation. The Rocky Mountains are pretty dang tall. I mean a way up there where there isn't much air. To breathe. BUT, a wildfire fueled apocalypso will always find a way to burn on and burning through corn country won't even slow a wildfire apocalypso down and burning corn will pop its way eastward and about the only thing to stop a wildfire apocalypso would be the Missouri River OR, possibly, the Mississippi River. So there you have it. Apocalypso in theoretical expression and damn if'n we all ain't just about screwed. It's obvious in the mathematics and one can't really argue with the math. So there. An ineffable dimensionality is proven to be an eventual ineffability of histrionic proportion. Machine art is next.

fancy oh yeah -

eggy as in theoretical egghead -

have a nice weekend y'all and may the farce be with you. 💃