Saturday, September 18, 2021

Bionic Underclock

 An unnamed tech company in the previously disclosed Silicon Valley is developing a clock you wear under your skin and so when you might like to know what time it is, well, you simply tap your skin and your skin lights up with the time. I do have several if not a whole shitload of questions for these unnamed techies from Silicon Valley ... why? Why do that? Wearing a watch has become unfashionable? I'm thinking that Rolex isn't gonna like this notion and not one bit. Gosh, if the techie guys want to implant a watch under your skin, why not a cell phone implanted somewhere on your carcass where a cell phone just might fit. You know like in your intestines or between your liver and your spleen. Of course accessing that implanted cell phone could prove problematic. No doubt. How about gif tattoos? That might prove to be cool as cool could be. The tattoos could act out little tattoo art plays and stuff like that there. Gosh, some freewheeling techie guy could program a tattoo to act out Hamlet or Macbeth. Oh the potential artistry projects could have worlds of opportunity and to think this all started with an implanted watch. Alrighty then and now we'll implant on to the machine art. Frankly, any implanted machine art might wreck the entire notion of machine art. What would be the point? Selfish gratification knowing that no one anywhere gets to see the art you'd be packing around? Nah...I don't care for the idea at all. 

breaking through -

whatever floats your artistic boat -


you know those under amour guys might like the idea of an under your skin watch. the under amour guys could implant shoes and athletic stuff on your body someway and you'd be all set to whatever you might like. 😬

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