avant guard

I know, it's supposed to read 'avant garde' however, I really don't care and I kind of like using avant guard. the usage sounds almost new wave. hmmm, possibly that should read new wauve. oh that is so funny. or not. I like to consider myself something of a comedian and that's just me. anyway and onward we gogh. :}
avant one -

guard two -

I am just too darn funny...