It Came From The Zeptoverse
Yes my friends and just when you thought it was safe to go outside again comes the news ... the door to the "zeptoverse" has been found and scientists are now attempting to get someone/something on the other side of the "zeptoverse" door to open that door so the physicists can have a look see. Usually when there's news about particles and smashing hadrons and shit so gad dang tiny you'll not now nor just about ever be able to see what it is the scientists/physcists are all worked up about. So small as to be able to pass unnoticed for years and the better part of 40+ years to be almost precise. So the 411 rings up sort of like this ... physicists/scientists are smashing "particles" using some kind of atomic schmutz together inside the large hadron collider located at CERN near Geneva, Switzerland and Switzerland is in Europe. Our United States fiddled with the idea of building a large hadron collider dealy back in the day but cost conscious republicants pressured Bubba Clinton to ax the on the drawing board collider and that ended that. The ginormous collider was to get built in Texas but didn't so, America's contribution to the particle searching research was not gonna happen. America could have been the first to discover the heretofore "zeptoverse" but, ... no way no how and it ain't about to happen like ever. Sad no doubt. Anyway and so, British physicists from Cambridge University using the large collider at CERN near Geneva, Switzerland, caught the break of a colliding lifetime and caught the faint glimpse of that aforementioned "zeptoverse" which just so happens to be billions of times smaller than an atom. Yep, billions of times smaller. You wouldn't be able to view this infinitesimal "zepto ..." dealy if you were to use an electron microscope and dang if'n that ain't about smaller than the hands used by America's orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf. Hands for grabbing pussy. So those intrepid physi/science guys had to give this 'unusual phenomenon' a name and one of the brainy yokels decided "zeptoverse" had a snappy ring to it and there you go. "Zeptoverse" and who says those brainiac science kids aren't smoking the dope. The "zepto..." thingy is unimaginably tiny and the whiz kids are banking on answering unanswered questions plaguing physics for a very long time. The whiz kids are all amped up with possible discovery of dark matter and soon as they can get the door that seemingly needs to be opened to peer inside the "zeptoverse" well, they'll need to be very cautious as they don't know what might come shooting through that door and so should some stranger than fiction entity/thingy come barging in on the large hadron collider CERN near Geneva, Switzerland, the science kids will have themselves a very real "situation" on their busy sciencey hands. What do you know, we've got us a 'situation' far more worrisome than trumpf. Now for Wednesday machine art.
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it occurs to me that should the whiz kids at the large hadron dealie unleash some inter dimensional thing into our universe ... wouldn't they need some sort of license to do shit like that ... 😏
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