Pirates Of The Hantavirus

We've got us a most unusual reporting (?) of facts surrounding the swanky ocean expedition cruise vessel the 'Leaky Bucket' which is of Dutch registry and how the hell the andes variant of the deadly hantavirus got on board an upscale and exclusively for the uber-wealthy, limited seating especially spiff cruise yacht. The expedition cruise vessel the 'Leaky Bucket' is not one of your usual pack 'em on board like sardines liner and no it is not. Very limited seating is the rule of the Dutch registry yacht and price is ... if you have to ask well, you can't afford it. So and back to the scene of the pandemic. So the 'Leaky Bucket' had 147 souls on board, passengers and crew ... three people are confirmed as dead, "several confirmed cases", no wait ... "2 confirmed 5 suspected cases", yacht is in ... correction, expedition cruise vessel and alrighty then, expedition cruise vessel is in 'quarantine' off the coast of Cape Verde which is west coast Africa and, to add even more confusion to this already confused bullshit, the expedition cruise vessel began this journey to the outskirts of hell from Argentina. Argentina? Interjection here ... what the fuck is up ... ??? So yacht/expedition cruise vessel/voyage of the damned 3 masted death boat ... was set to head for Antartica. Yep, Antartica and maybe the expedition cruise vessel made it to Antartica maybe it didn't make it to Antartica who knows. However someone on board that swanky tugboat had the dang hantavirus andes variant when they clambered on board and that much is dead dang certain. The incubation protocol for this nasty little virus is one to eight weeks. Oh sweet matey jesus that is one lengthy stretch to have to wait to see if'n you're about to cack or not to cack just get really sickly like and expose every last person you've encountered for one to eight weeks without an appraisal of their invitation to hantavirus death. On a side note ... bring out your dead ... bring out your dead BUT do NOT toss that plague infested meat overboard and run the risk of exposing our entire damn planet to the freaking andes variant hantavirus. Remember the 'covid' bullshit ... ? Also on an aside note ... famed actor Gene Hackman and his bestest squeeze both died with Hackman dying of cardio crap-o-rama and the Mrs Hackman had the rodent born hantavirus but that hantavirus was a New Mexico variant. Evidently Hackman was in an advanced stage of the Alzheimer's and might not have been aware that his wife had died of the virus. That seems a bit nuts. Anyway, hantavirus of whatever variant is the result of infected mice/rats crapping or peeing all over a somewhere and then ... and then ... hantavirus rears it's virulent head and should you get exposed well, it's all over. Bottom line here would be ... someone in the 'reporting news' angle needs to get their facts straight, their shit together, gives us a factual account of the why's and the wherefores and let everyone know 1)- stay the fuck away from Dutch registry expedition cruise vessels, 2)- don't head for Antartica for any reason ... the dang continent is in the throws of global climate warming and the entire continent is melting, 3)- it pays to be a bit more reasonable when planning "adventure" into the great wild open and maybe settle for something a bit more restrained like an adventure to Disneyland. I've heard rumors that the Disney folk are working on a virus exposure thrilling action packed adventure ride that will give visitors a taste of what it's like to be quarantined on a cruise yacht with a plague that will sure as shit give you the lung collapsing death grip and there you go. Save you some money as a Dutch expedition cruise vessel is god damned pricey no doubt. Golly that was a mite long winded ... now for Thursday machine art and you can count on there being no exposure to hantavirus or things icky like that there.

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