The Whirling Blades Of Death

 In news of the really weird, a Frontier Airlines Airbus A321 jet taking off from Denver International Airport late Friday evening at exactly (?) 11:19 p.m. Denver time, carrying 224 passengers and seven crew members, hit a "pedestrian" as "pedestrian" was crossing the jets runway and is DOA or dod as in 'dead in Denver'. Yep. So and according to reports, an unnamed individual jumped a perimeter fence at Denver International Airport and proceeded to cross an active in use at the time runway and was hit by the jet and not only was "pedestrian" hit by the jet, the person was "at least partially consumed by one of the aircraft's engines." Yikes! Smoke was reported in the cabin and the pilots aborted takeoff. Passengers were then safely evacuated via slides as a matter of precaution. Passengers had to walk back to the airport terminal as one needs to make an assumption here as the report doesn't mention shit about passengers after the "evacuated via slides" comment. Frontier Airlines stated they were "deeply saddened" by the "event." Well of course the airlines was "saddened" and statements like that are admissible in a court proceeding. You can bet there WILL be lawsuits from the 'partially consumed' fence jumper's family. That's almost a given these days. There was the smell of barbecue in the cabin from the fire that resulted upon the 'pedestrian' hitting the fan blades of a taking off Airbus A321 jet engine. 'Partially consumed' is cosmetic editing for a human body being ground into hamburger which happens when a human body encounters whirling jet engine blades of an Airbus A321 which has some very large jet engine blades and those engine blades are some distance off the ground when the Airbus is silent and at rest or busily providing take off velocity for an Airbus lift off from Planet Earth. However it is entirely possible for a human of some physical ability to jump high enough to be caught up in the intake protocol for a jet engine and that seems to be exactly what "pedestrian" was doing. Jumping into a running jet engine to as is said, 'kiss this mortal coil goodbye and take that last desperate act of defiance'. Nobody bothers to consider how the Airbus A321's engine feels about having ground "pedestrian" into human burger ... no one ever considers the guilt, stress, emotional upheaval a jet engine might have for being complicit in a human really messy suicide. I suppose after some detective work Denver authorities will identify "pedestrian" and go about the business of informing the fresh hamburger's family of the sad news. Yes sad news and sure as hell ... weird as weird can be and even in these our more than bizarre weird times this news is about more than two maybe three steps outside of holy shit that is straight up nuts.  For effect, here is what an Airbus A321 looks like -

Weird news and knocks all other weird news off the front page at least for now. Now let us segue over to Sunday machine art. No further reporting on human hamburger.

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suicide by jet engine ... that's a new one and I pity whomever has to do the clean up ... the investigators will be finding tiny shards of meat and bone for quite a ways behind where that jet met the "pedestrian ... " 😐