This Just In ...

 This just in to the newsroom ... Pope Leo XIV has heard the pleas of faithful Catholic brown and black people that are being persecuted by the trumpf regime and has decided to hear evidence on the possibility of excommunication for Karolined Leave It White House press girlie and gopher for the morning coffee, on grounds of gross hypocrisy, willful violation of Catholic Church orthodoxy, heresy of the faith, apostasy for her continual lying and shilling for the trumpf regime, and so Pope Leo XIV will issue a Papal Bull and reintroduce the Inquisition with a Torquemada Junior to be named at some future time ... Church hierarchy will get to the bottom of this one way or another. For anyone clueless as to what gives with an "Inquisition" well let me assure you that an "inquisition" is no laughing matter and Leave It will not be able to be acquitted by trumpf. There are some matters in our world that not even the delusional and wholly insane orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf can whisk away with the stroke of his pen. Stroke ... now that could be a quite pleasant surprise should the trumpf stroke out on national television. Sorry ... I digress just a touch. So and back to an 'Inquisition' and Karolined Leave It White House press girlie and morning coffee gopher ... Leave It will be subjected to several weeks of unending and soul searing tortures that include but not limited to ... the rack, hot irons poked inside those delicate lady parts, the Iron Maiden, hooks, claws, rats, beetles, pig slop as dinner once a day of course, vinegar as water which will be in very short supply, one very large hairy stinky hams for hands hooded torturer name of Quasi, and red hot griddles applied lavishly to the bottoms of the feet. Oh and I almost forgot ... Quasi gets to grope Leave It by her pussy. Quasi learned that from trumpf. Sounds like Leave It is in for one extra special trip to the dungeons of the Vatican and yes the Vatican still to this day has dungeons, the Inquisition, inquisitors, torture chambers, and if one is extra specially okie-dokie IF the Pope Leo XIV says so, they get to see the 'Shroud of Turin' live up close and personal. The 'Shroud of Turin' is NOT alive and there is forensic evidence to slap a papal imprimatur on the 'Shroud of Turin' not being alive. HOWEVER ... there is always room for a papal miracle OR a visit from the Sanctuary of Our Lady of Lourdes and that is all by itself ... a miracle. The "Lady" being reference here would be one St. Bernadette Soubirous a French 14 year old and Epstein was warned off Soubirous and the Church was NOT kidding about that. RELEASE the god damn files already!  Golly if'n there ain't about a whole lot of papal catholic crap-o-la surrounding the pending 'Inquisition' of Karolined Leave It White House press girlie and morning coffee gopher. Now for our regularly scheduled Wednesday machine art spectacular and should it post ... well that will be miraculous. Please offer prayerful intercession and have St. Bernie cue the camel.

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so leave it's carefree days of White House largesse and virtual fame sans the fortune part are over, all money and grift are required by trumpf rule #7 of Acquisition, to be immediately forwarded to ... trumpf. c'est la vie no doubt ... 😏