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  Amerika's orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf says that Amerika will resume nuclear testing. Gosh isn't that some cheerie damn news for Halloween. Nuclear testing is damnably scary. Nuclear weapons being used is beyond comprehension. The ONLY two times that nuclear weapons have been used produced devastating effects and killed more damn people than should ever be conceivably considered. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were bombed into oblivion which brought about the end of World War II. There has been much speculation about the merits of using nuclear weapons on a people that were already beaten but generals and the President of the United States, one Harry Truman, thought otherwise and dropped the bombs for public relations as much as any sane reason for ending war. There are archival photos of the horror Hiroshima and Nagasaki went through post nuclear obliteration and the photos are just a touch hard to stomach. Horrendous no doubt. So then the fifties rolled on and above ground ...

  Currently stewing in Nevada is a linguistic dustup over pronunciations. Yep. That's pronounced ... 'yep' ... just like it's spelled. So the range of enunciations for oh say aoife which is the title moniker for this here ridicule of the vacuous, would be 'ee-fah' or 'eff you' for brevity. Then we can toss in 'charcuterie' which is pronounced 'shar-koo-tuh-ree' which brings up a minor twist to our action reporting ... why? Why is any of this news? To further confuse this stellar distraction for all things important to relevance is the number one mispronounced world in Nevada ... wait for it ... 'macabre' pronounced exactly as it's spelled ... 'muh-kahb'. This ridiculous bullshit is highlighted on the CBS affiliate in Vegas and CBS is in the middle of gutting their entire news and entertainment venues so CBS Vegas is keeping a very low profile and praying to the televisions gods that the new braintrust at CBS overlook C...

  Just when you thought it might be fun to poke fun at crazy people ... well you just might want to think otherwise. Scientists have recently spotted something unexpected inside the body of every last living human being... 'tiny circular RNAs' that don't match any known virus, bacterium, funky cold medina, or things we did not know that we did not know about. These 'tiny circular RNAs' and being called "obelisks" and I could not tell you why. The Washington Memorial in DC is an obelisk and I'm fairly dang certain that "obelisk" would not now nor ever fit inside a human body. So ... these new and curiously curious 'tiny circular RNAs' are being called "insane" and if these dealies are living in every last human on the Planet, well, every last one of us has the potential to end up batshit loopy and this certainly explains what the fuck is wrong with the maga people. It has already been mentioned right here at the old skulzwerk...

  Well golly ... lied to? Really? By government? American government? Federal American, State, and Local government lying? Well ... color me shocked I tells ya ... simply shocked. Not really surprised but shocked. Well ... not really shocked ... color me chagrinned that there are millions upon millions of American people that are so god damn ignorant that can't see the bullshit they're standing in. Trumpf is an incontrovertible liar and always has been. The really stupid minions that trumpf had installed as his "cabinet secretaries" lie when truth would actually serve them better. Trumpf's braindead Barbie dolly White House press secretary cLeavitt spews more lies in the span of one hour than all the lies told in Congress over the breadth of one day. Of course you'll understand that Congress is closed for the duration so the comparison is not actually accurate. cLeavitt is allegedly a "devout catholic" so I would postulate that all 'catholics...

  Oh my gawd ... our precious Mother Earth is tearing itself in half. Yes really ... no shit ... this is some truly bad juju ... ain't not much can be done about it now. Neurogeology planetary science guys have finally broke the news and even with images to prove their theory. Our earth is ripping itself in half and oh holy jesus holy jesus ... are we about screwed or what. In a rather lengthy paper published in the 'Science Advances' publication, the geoscience kids report that yes indeed Earth is splitting in two and yes they're "studying the event" and yes once more ... this is all rather fascinating. Pretty dang scary I should think but then I'm not one of those geoscience kids. I do love some rockhounding for sure. Not relevant. So here comes an image the geoscience kids have taken to prove their point about our Planet splitting in half - The geoscience guys have NOT indicated when our Planet may in fact become two halves of a once upon a time whole E...

  America's orange adolf pedofuhrer trump gets his DoW minion petey boy hegsith to "order" the USS Gerald R Ford aircraft carrier to the Caribbean AND the USS Gerald R Ford is actually a "carrier strike group" or a 'CSG' ... gosh is that about butch or what. Most of American media reporting on the Ford carrier did NOT report on the actual deployment of the carrier. The deployment of the USS Gerald R Ford is a full carrier task group that's known as 'Carrier Strike Group 12' that includes the Ford, it's air wing of 65 - 70 aircraft, several escort ships like guided-missile destroyers anywhere from five to seven destroyers, one maybe two nuclear attack submarines, one or two supply ships, and damn if'n that doesn't seem like a whole lot of naval muscle in the sunny and hopefully peaceful Caribbean. Sun, fun, warfare, and loads if not more than loads of dead bodies. I could suppose that the carrier strike group 12 will be packing bod...