Down Wind Bullshit

 Amerika's orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf says that Amerika will resume nuclear testing. Gosh isn't that some cheerie damn news for Halloween. Nuclear testing is damnably scary. Nuclear weapons being used is beyond comprehension. The ONLY two times that nuclear weapons have been used produced devastating effects and killed more damn people than should ever be conceivably considered. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were bombed into oblivion which brought about the end of World War II. There has been much speculation about the merits of using nuclear weapons on a people that were already beaten but generals and the President of the United States, one Harry Truman, thought otherwise and dropped the bombs for public relations as much as any sane reason for ending war. There are archival photos of the horror Hiroshima and Nagasaki went through post nuclear obliteration and the photos are just a touch hard to stomach. Horrendous no doubt. So then the fifties rolled on and above ground testing of the nukes became a family oriented festival replete with show girls and nuclear burgers with fries and a coke. Nuclear testing moved to underwater testing in the Pacific and besides giving our world Godzilla, the Pacific underwater testing of nukes cleared the lifeforms for miles and miles in any direction and those sites are to this day marked unsafe for diving, fishing, and/or living on islands used for tests. The inhabitants of those islands were guaranteed they would be able to return to the islands from where the islanders were so rudely evicted. Ain't no one been able to return to date. So with above ground testing, the toxic and highly radioactive clouds of weapons ash float across America ever so gently on the wind flow and gosh cow milk became radioactive in Wisconsin. Yep, the cheesehead state and Wisconsin is a damn site farther away than Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and the fallout fell out for considerable distance and of course the U.S. military took advantage of the mess they made to study the effects of nuclear fallout on unsuspecting citizens. Damn sporty no doubt. I remember those really cool looking pink and green with some hints of orange and occasionally red color making a slow crawl across the blue western skies and who'd have thought that anything so pretty could be so fucking dangerous. Cancers of all sizes, types, and onset very soon came with those keen clouds and oh didn't the outrage shit hit the fan then. America can't be allowed to return to the insanity of the Cold War. It wasn't as much fun as some would have the American people believe. Been there did that and really wouldn't like to have to do it all ... twice. Fuck that. So and anyway, happy Halloween everyone get on out there and trick or treat as if ... IF ... this might be the last Halloween to be celebrated by anyone. Now for Friday and Halloween machine art.

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if anyone still has doubts about the competence of dementia j trumpf ... lay those doubts aside ... that trumpf would even consider a resumption of nuclear testing speaks volumes about his mental command of facts AND his utter disdain of our shared humanity. fucker is batshit crazy no doubt ...😐

Ee Fah

 Currently stewing in Nevada is a linguistic dustup over pronunciations. Yep. That's pronounced ... 'yep' ... just like it's spelled. So the range of enunciations for oh say aoife which is the title moniker for this here ridicule of the vacuous, would be 'ee-fah' or 'eff you' for brevity. Then we can toss in 'charcuterie' which is pronounced 'shar-koo-tuh-ree' which brings up a minor twist to our action reporting ... why? Why is any of this news? To further confuse this stellar distraction for all things important to relevance is the number one mispronounced world in Nevada ... wait for it ... 'macabre' pronounced exactly as it's spelled ... 'muh-kahb'. This ridiculous bullshit is highlighted on the CBS affiliate in Vegas and CBS is in the middle of gutting their entire news and entertainment venues so CBS Vegas is keeping a very low profile and praying to the televisions gods that the new braintrust at CBS overlook CBS Vegas. CBS Vegas has never been a mainstream player and the relegation to the bottom rung of televised Vegas is mostly due to irrelevance, airing NFL footbowls "Raiders", on air talent that is mostly lacking in ... talent. So much ado about not shit and that's the news from down in the Vegas which for the most part is a news desert and there is absolutely no chance of anything changing for the better. Nevada being stuck on pronunciations is mostly fluff. However .. Nevada pronunciations got nothing on Utah and Utah is famous for 'Hurricane' which is pronounced ... 'herr-kun' or 'Tooele' which is pronounced 'too-will-ah' or 'Layton' which is pronounced 'layt-un' pronunciations are mostly regional dialects and those dialects vary across the board and across the nation. Try conversation with someone native to Mississippi ... good luck with that. Now for Thursday machine art.

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I've been told by people from back east that I speak with a drawl ... frankly, I've never heard that ... 😏

disclaimer - I do not live in Vegas ... Vegas lies a way down yonder from where we live in the Mojave. we do however get television from there ... the wife and I don't watch very much television ... not anymore. television these days is mostly trite bullshit that really shouldn't be advertised as entertainment.

Insanity Lives Inside ... Everyone

 Just when you thought it might be fun to poke fun at crazy people ... well you just might want to think otherwise. Scientists have recently spotted something unexpected inside the body of every last living human being... 'tiny circular RNAs' that don't match any known virus, bacterium, funky cold medina, or things we did not know that we did not know about. These 'tiny circular RNAs' and being called "obelisks" and I could not tell you why. The Washington Memorial in DC is an obelisk and I'm fairly dang certain that "obelisk" would not now nor ever fit inside a human body. So ... these new and curiously curious 'tiny circular RNAs' are being called "insane" and if these dealies are living in every last human on the Planet, well, every last one of us has the potential to end up batshit loopy and this certainly explains what the fuck is wrong with the maga people. It has already been mentioned right here at the old skulzwerks that America's orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf recently had an MRI but we'll most likely never know what the prognosis was or is or whatever. It's more than glaringly obvious that trumpf is out of his freaking mind and there is not one dang thing being done about his crazy ass jetting all around our world sticking his old orange nose into world affairs that are none of his business. Of course that has never stopped trumpf, the insanely bitter and demented old lecher is, as everyone already knows, jetting around our Planet in search of any young and I do mean young girl that old fucknut can smuggle on board the Air Force One Presidential Taxi and deposit his ganked eye candy at Mar A Lago for sale at his next presidential yard sale for trafficking of young girlies. Judas Priest ... trumpf is a god damn cancer eating away at the last vestige of decency to be found in America. That was the freak's plan all along. Anyway ... you, I, anyone around can and need to be cautious and watching for signs that the insanity 'RNAs' might be breaking loose inside your body and sending you on a rather not to be deserved ride on the crazy train. Although in some cases, insanity is karma and that's the way the loony fuck gets straight jacketed. Now for our Wednesday machine art and someone be kind enough to cue the camel.

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two all beef patties, special sauce, on an open sesame ... well ... you know ... 😏

You're Being Lied To

 Well golly ... lied to? Really? By government? American government? Federal American, State, and Local government lying? Well ... color me shocked I tells ya ... simply shocked. Not really surprised but shocked. Well ... not really shocked ... color me chagrinned that there are millions upon millions of American people that are so god damn ignorant that can't see the bullshit they're standing in. Trumpf is an incontrovertible liar and always has been. The really stupid minions that trumpf had installed as his "cabinet secretaries" lie when truth would actually serve them better. Trumpf's braindead Barbie dolly White House press secretary cLeavitt spews more lies in the span of one hour than all the lies told in Congress over the breadth of one day. Of course you'll understand that Congress is closed for the duration so the comparison is not actually accurate. cLeavitt is allegedly a "devout catholic" so I would postulate that all 'catholics' are inveterate liars? My wife's sister is a devout catholic and I doubt she's ever told a lie like ... ever. That's just an opinion mind you but I can guarantee that cLeavitt is not near as 'catholic' as my sister in law. Back to my theme ... Americans have come to expect not much from our government and that's more than a little sad. Somewhere along the line, our government went belly up and caved to the moneyed interests and the shocking angle to that is ... our Supreme Court is rotted to it's judicial core and that my friends is the how and why we have us an orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf and a closeted Congress that is STILL getting paid. Federal employees are NOT getting paid and one of trumpf's billionaire buddies is footing the tab in order to pay our military while Congress figures out another way to short change 'we the people' and that's not funny in the least. I think our Land is headed for a very real and damnably ugly civil war. OR the comprehensive collapse of our Democratic Republic and the surrender of everything American to ... the Chinese? I suppose I'll not live to see the consequential collapse of our America ... I'm alright with that and that is simply a matter consigned to advancing age. I am getting up there in the old guy category and although I do appreciate everything I've been through and had ... I hate like hell to have to witness the results of trumpf's fucked up vision for America the Beautiful. Now for Tuesday machine art.

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so trumpf recently had an MRI for undisclosed reasons. the results from his MRI have been classified as 'eyes only' ... I can certainly offer a diagnosis just on the face of trumpf's behavior ... the fool is batshit insane and there's no hope ... 😏

Our Earth Is Splitting In Half

 Oh my gawd ... our precious Mother Earth is tearing itself in half. Yes really ... no shit ... this is some truly bad juju ... ain't not much can be done about it now. Neurogeology planetary science guys have finally broke the news and even with images to prove their theory. Our earth is ripping itself in half and oh holy jesus holy jesus ... are we about screwed or what. In a rather lengthy paper published in the 'Science Advances' publication, the geoscience kids report that yes indeed Earth is splitting in two and yes they're "studying the event" and yes once more ... this is all rather fascinating. Pretty dang scary I should think but then I'm not one of those geoscience kids. I do love some rockhounding for sure. Not relevant. So here comes an image the geoscience kids have taken to prove their point about our Planet splitting in half -

The geoscience guys have NOT indicated when our Planet may in fact become two halves of a once upon a time whole Earth and maybe that's for the best. I mean dang it all, we've gots us loads of weird shit and trumpf crap-o-la and wars and bloodshed like you almost won't believe and heck ... all we need right at the present is more bullshit to fret over. Should our world do the splitsies ... well ... we're simply screwed and furthermore where might the human species go? Sure as hell won't be the moon or mars or venus or nowhere even close enough to get to EVEN IF there was some way to make a planetary salvation sort of quest. Golly ... remember the movie 'Galaxy Quest'? Great movie. Certainly not relevant to any of this noise but still, we're gonna need us a rip dandy distraction to save us from having to worry about the inevitable. Besides we've got us a pedofuhrer trumpf to offer up distraction and dang if'n the trumpf ain't about one gad danged distraction to be certain. Now for Monday machine art.

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should our world actually tear itself in half, we can finally settle the argument that has raged on for years ... inside the Earth is creamy nugget filling OR fudge milk chocolate ... 😜

Well Golly ... Surprise

 America's orange adolf pedofuhrer trump gets his DoW minion petey boy hegsith to "order" the USS Gerald R Ford aircraft carrier to the Caribbean AND the USS Gerald R Ford is actually a "carrier strike group" or a 'CSG' ... gosh is that about butch or what. Most of American media reporting on the Ford carrier did NOT report on the actual deployment of the carrier. The deployment of the USS Gerald R Ford is a full carrier task group that's known as 'Carrier Strike Group 12' that includes the Ford, it's air wing of 65 - 70 aircraft, several escort ships like guided-missile destroyers anywhere from five to seven destroyers, one maybe two nuclear attack submarines, one or two supply ships, and damn if'n that doesn't seem like a whole lot of naval muscle in the sunny and hopefully peaceful Caribbean. Sun, fun, warfare, and loads if not more than loads of dead bodies. I could suppose that the carrier strike group 12 will be packing body bags so's the DoW can confirm who is or whom is not terroristas, narco-terroristas, pirates, just regular Colombian/Venezuelan fishermen, or your run of the mill vacationing white kids on break from college. Here's an image of how a 'carrier strike group' appears in photo type imagery -

Pretty damn convincing strike group image and I'm wondering IF the submarines in the task group will be sinking fishing boats as well as alleged "narco-terroristas" boats running cocaine to Europe. There has been NO reporting on that angle of the just about ready to gin up war on Columbia/Venezeula and I'm wondering ... why not. So far the DoW has been using war jets probably from Mar-A-Lago where pedofuhrer trumpf has ordered an entire wing of Air Force war hardware stationed just adjacent to his Lago estate. Orange adolf along with sporting any number of psychiatric disorders and/or maladies, IS paranoid like nobody's business. Okay mothers of amerika's children ... get ready to lose your young'uns to anoint orange adolf in the bloody oils of war and or crimes against brown humanity. (all DoW info and imagery is off Google) Now we'll have us some Sunday machine art. War is simply NOT healthy. 

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some days I do pine for those ever so peaceful sun-filled days of lazing in the park after ingesting a pane of Owsley's finest and then tripping for hours on end ... 😎