Fuego de Volcán is erupting in Guatemala and people have been evacuated from their villages and farms on account of Fuego de Volcán is a damn seriously dangerous volcán and Fuego is the single most dangerous volcán in all of Guatemala. The government of Guatemala has concocted an ingenious plan to deal with Fuego and they (the government of) is now sacrificing immigrants that have recently been deported to Guatemala from the United States with a hope that the sacrificing of immigrants will quench Fuego's appetite for eruption. It is admitted that sacrificing virgins and illegally deported immigrants to a volcano is a bit dated as a plan of action but, seeing as how there are any number of immigrants at the government of Guatemala's disposal, well, no one is going to miss a few sacrificed immigrants. Sacrificing bodies to volcanos is probably as old a gesture and has been a practice for years. The government of Guatemala DID consult with Amerika's orange baboon el presidente trump and trump signed off on Guatemala's plan and added that there would be more illegally deported migrants coming to Guatemala so have at 'em guys. Holy jesus holy jesus that is a drastic and extreme answer to a geologic activity that's been going on since before the first humans crawled out of the trees. Now for Tuesday machine art.
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evidently trump asked the ailing pope franky if it'd be okey-dokey to send immigrants to guatemala so guatemala could toss the migrants into that erupting volcano. il papa saw no reason as to why not. 😐
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