Happy Friday everyone. Did you happen to catch Tiger Woods at the Masters? That's a professional golf tournament and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer. When we last saw Tiger Woods, he was being hauled away on a gurney after crashing his car. Tiger was speeding and couldn't make a rapidly approaching curve in the road he was driving on. While making a feeble attempt to make the curve, well, Tiger couldn't make the curve and he crashed his car and damn near killed hisself in the process. The process of crashing. Yes I know the proper pronoun to be used here would be 'himself' but I really don't care about proper usage and since this is my damn blog, or whatever, I'll use pronouns however I damn well choose. Yeah. Anyway and back to professional golf, the Masters is the biggest deal in all of golfdom and ONLY the very best of professional golfers get to compete. You see a professional golfer has to have won at least once on the PGA tour to get an invite to play the Masters. Ewww...isn't that about special or what. And yes in these our postmodern times, the PGA still discriminates against just about anyone that isn't special. Women especially so. Professional women golfers don't get to play at the Masters. Not in the tournament and probably not on a regular day that ain't about the Masters or whatever. Sorry ladies but you simply aren't worth the time nor effort to be considered as equal to guys that golf and especially so with the guy professional golfers. Personally, I think that the assholes that run the Masters, the Augusta Golf Club, and the PGA need to shed their past insensibilities and march heads held high into our twenty-first century. Our world is almost a quarter of the way into the twenty-first century and here's a "tradition" that needs to die. Almost and sort of like donny boy trump. The ignorant baboon needs to die and fade from modern tolerance. Trump and not baboons. It is obvious that I've just insulted baboons for making a comparison. Dear baboons, I am worlds of sorry. It is insulting that your wondrous species would merit a comparison to the trump. It can be safely stated that trump is exactly ten hairs short of being a complete baboon. Barely short. Trump is an asshole but then so many of todays republicans are baboons, racists, and assholes. Okay...now for some machine art. By the way, Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson was confirmed to be Justice on our Supreme Court and senate republicans with three exceptions, proved to our watching world how asshole and racist they really are. Political freaks as well. Judas Priest...
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Jeanine... I knew her when -
dang if'n time don't fly when your having fun. 😃
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