The FauxNews talking head and asshole supreme, that would be Tucky Carlson, is the only "journalist" allowed to report on all things Russian. Gosh and no shit? You see Tucky is absolutely infatuated with Putin. Sort of an eerily creepy manlove. Bromance? Yeah whatever. Tucky has been on the Russian payroil for quite some time now. Big surprise there boy. Tucky Carlson will get down on his knees and suck it for whomever offers him the big bucks. Well that would apply to anyone working at FauxNews. You see...FauxNews sucks in general. No homophobic or non-gender bias should apply here. Gender bias yes but, not non-gender bias. Whatever. So Mr. 'I'm with the Rooskies' Carlson will continue to vomit out bullshit for all our world to witness. That is IF you happen to watch ANYTHING FauxNews. Remember when Roger Ailes got caught sniffing Gretchen Carlson's panties? Well that's for the most part how FauxNews works. Scratch and sniff. Actual fact based news is irrelevant. FauxNews network should be forced to change their call letters. FakeNews would work as would Fake-ass Bullshit and Ancillary Racism Live @ 7:00 p.m. EST. So for this Friday's news cycle, here's some machine art that is more likely than not, almost relevant.
brick haus -
a rose by any other name -
with Tucky the flake Carlson shilling for the Rooskies, should the asshole be indicted for treason and then executed by military firing squad? a trial could be dispensed with on general principles. 😃
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